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Many people hate him/her except for teenage girls, and she/he's more moronic than [[The scratch cat]] and [[George W. Bush]] combined. |
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| − | Born in the small town of Lozertinville in the state of New Lozerton, Justin lived a boring life until his stupid mother started posting videos of him on YouTube of him/her <strike>yelling like a complete moron</strike> singing and apparently, [[Ronald McDonald|some n00b]] |
+ | Born in the small town of Lozertinville in the state of New Lozerton, Justin lived a boring life until his stupid mother started posting videos of him on YouTube of him/her <strike>yelling like a complete moron</strike> singing and apparently, [[Ronald McDonald|some n00b]] liked it. He sent him a contract to keep singing. He did and is now rich. He is also a long distant (like 5 miles or something) cousin to Rebecca Black. |
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Revision as of 01:48, 13 January 2012
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Justin Bieber is a Canadian singer, failure, and pure idiot.
Many people hate him/her except for teenage girls, and she/he's more moronic than The scratch cat and George W. Bush combined.
Born in the small town of Lozertinville in the state of New Lozerton, Justin lived a boring life until his stupid mother started posting videos of him on YouTube of him/her yelling like a complete moron singing and apparently, some n00b liked it. He sent him a contract to keep singing. He did and is now rich. He is also a long distant (like 5 miles or something) cousin to Rebecca Black.
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