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The Jurassic Park Info Video is a stupid video made to explain Jurassic Park.

Script

Hammond: Hello Hammond

Hammond 2: Hello Hammond

Hammond: can you come here for a second

Hammond 2: Ok but why?

Hammond: (stabs Hammond 2 with needle)

Hammond 2: OW! What was that for?

Hammond: with 1 drop of blood we can CLONE creatures

Hammond 3: Hi Hammond

Hammond 4: Hi Hammond

Hammond 5: Hi Hammond

Hammond 6: Hi Hammond

Hammond 6: (looks at middle finger with a dna strand coming out

Hammond 6: Oh! Mr. DNA! Were did you come from?

Mr. DNA: I came from your blood.

Mr. DNA: Just one drop of blood contains-

Hammond 2: KNOW THAT!!!!

Mr. DNA: SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME SPEAK!

Hammond 2: (unusal squealing sound)

Mr. DNA: As I was saying, just one drop of blood contains OVER 9000 strands of DNA... like ME

Mr. DNA: ( long lecture about amber and crap)

Mr. DNA; The blood from the mis kee toes is used to make dinosaurs

Mr. DNA: BINGO DINO DNA!

Mr. DNA: (hatches out of egg and turns into brontosaur

Brontosaur: goodbye for now!

Brontosaur: (gets eaten by T Rex)

Hammond 2: (evil laugh)

Patrick Star: I hate this channel (turns off video)

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