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Junko Enoshima, or The Ultimate Bitch is the EVIL Student in Danganronpa Shames. She makes kids kill each other for entertainment.

Appearance[]

Her outfit is a STUPID black cardigan with the third button open ands also has a loose tie, which makes her not a plumber. It's a secret to everybody except You,[1] but her hair IS ACTUALLY A WIG, which alternates between Strawberry Blonde and Pink (called "Pink Gold" by Mario Mart enthusiests) and is tied in two thicc twin pigtails. On occasion she wears Another wig that is two huge poofs of hair instead of pigtails, a hairstyle kinda like that Chuatuary Panlunch has, and This means (SPOILER ALERT) that she is actually bald.

Childhood[]

Junko Enoshima was born in Hiroshima, of course. She wasn't given enough love as a child, and was very sad. Her father had touched an Enchanted Book with the Curse of Vanishing and he disappeared forever, and her mother was always smoking cheese, and died from autoerotic asphyxiation. She moved to the Ikusaba family household, who treated her even worse making her have to eat moss for breakfast like some overzealous Kris. She had so much depression in her from the abuse, she almost committed suicide at age 5. But she turned her Saddening into Gladdening via the power of snapping!

After snapping, she became a masochist, as well as a sadist, and began tormenting people by creating purposefully unsatisying videos on the website YouTube.com. While she knew she was spreading Saddening through the world, she didn't get to see the faces of her victims, so she began kidnapping and tormenting classmates in her basement with Justin Bieber music for the lols, though, that wasn't very entertaining, and began to do things to these people we cannot say on this wiki. She got caught and was expelled, but talked her way out of getting arrested. Thankfully, (or unthankfully) she got transferred to Hope's Peak Academy. But suffice to say, she wasn't satisfied, and devised with her still good step-sister Mukuro Ikusaba to go kill everyone at Hope's Peak, however Mukuro talked out of outright killing the student population. When she was 9, she shaved herself bald at a random place, and found two pink wigs. She put the Pigtails one on, and that's how she looks to this day. Her other wig is stored somewhere in her room, and she wears it on ocassion. This means most of the time, her hair is in two thicc pink pigtails, and on occasion, she wears her other wig, which is two huge pink poofs of hair, one on either side of her head, and Nobody Except You knows that.

So she convinced everyone to be sad, creating The Saddening in the process. This bought her a window of opportunity to buy Evil Island with laundered money from Saul Goodman, made some kids go on a field trip there. The people of Hope's Peak Academy didn't know it was her doing this, but none the less they closed their balls on themselves, as she'd Hope's Peak Academy EVIL! She got both the kids on Evil Island as well as at Hope's Peak to go start killing eachother. That was fun, but then she accidentally died. Whoops.

After Death[]

After she died, Tsumugi Shirogane took over as the second-most evil dude after Junko, and then was replaced with Monaca Towa after she too died. Junko will forever be remembered in infamy, and unfamy, as well as famy. The follows of Junko, those at Evil Island who had 1-up mushrooms, we don't know what happened to them: no-one here cared to watch it.

How to become Junko[]

  • Step 1: Become Fashionista
  • Step 2: Kill it
  • Step 3: Turn into her
  • Step 4: Final

Useless Facts[]

  • Not even her Mother knows that she is bald
  • She only talks Japanese in her home country, since she talks English outside of Japan.
  • She hates having people poke through her stuff
  • She hates it whenever she sees someone who impersonates her
  • Do not go to her house
  • DO NOT POKE THROUGH HER STUFF!
  • It's unknown where she got those wigs from.
  • Sometimes, people actually lost stuff in her 'hair', such as a few jelly beans, and even a packet of Dipsy Doodles in there, as she found out when she was 'styling' her 'hair' at the Hambourghini Duo's house.
  • Maybe don't go near her.
  • She is called 'Jenny' by Dr. Disrespect for some unknown reason
  • It is Rumoured Chuck Norris knows That she is Bald too, but there's no confirmation of that.
  • Also, it is rumoured she Wears other wigs, so occasionaly, her 'hair' could be a single massive poof of 'hair' four times the size of her head, or probably the Thiccest ponytail Anybody has ever seen. Still, only You know this, and don't tell Anybody else about It.
  • Another thing that is rumoured about her that You know is that she has a massive pink dress which is bigger than any of those of the Didney princesses, and that she only ever wore it once, and that was when Bob Saget and Monokuma got married. There is one picture that proves this, and it's in her photo wallet in her bedroom, which you willingly decided to poke through. It's unknown how much the dress cost to make, or where it is now, but some say it's stored in a secret room in her house, which you also tried to poke through. IDK why U would do that.
  • She has a Pink Body Suit-thing of sorts that covers her whole body, and can light up, which she used at times when it's dark and she doesn't have a light, and it can also inflate, which she uses if she falls from a great height or needs to float on water if she is on a sinking ship or a plane that has landed on water.
  • It is rumoured that she can break every world record, mainly the hair records. (As long as no one finds out that she is wearing a wig)
  • You are the only person to 100% know That she is bald.
  • Don't look her first name up and click one of the images, if you want to sleep tonight.
  • Some months of the year, she goes to the Hambourghini Duo's House™.
  1. In fact, Squadala Man, Samantha, WaPaul RA and Wayame Midoh have nearly found out she was bald by Poking around her room, and found one of her wigs, which meant they found out she was bald, or watching footage of her changing her wigs with hidden cameras. The lesson: NEVER POKE AROUND JUNKO ENOSHIMA'S ROOM!
Danganronpa[ / ]
Trigger Happy Havoc [ / ]
Killing Harmony [ / ]
Monokuma - Junko Enoshima - Bob Saget
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Saddening - The Saddening - Piyoko Paionji
Ultra Despair Girls [ / ]
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