She has no nose.
—Captain Obvious, on Jun Inoue
Neither does anyone else in the show, genius.
—
4th Wall GuyCaptain Pessimism, on the quote above
—The Lorax
Jun Inoue (born October 31st, 1947) is a Japanese scientist and a distant relative of Conan the Barbarian. Born in Nagano, she is notorious for her experimentation with organic products, particularly spinach, which other scientists during her time usually did not experiment on. She died in 2007 from pancreatic cancer but was revived in 2017.
Early Years[]
Jun was born in Nagano, Japan, October 31st, 1947. Born by the great grandparents of Conan the Barbarian, Inoue slowly but steadily adjusted to a new life at school, after the death of her parents by cancer. Jun stayed positive during her time sleeping over at school. For the next 15 years Jun stayed at school. She had earned a major in science in college, and after years of research, began to study organisms.
Middle Years[]
Around the age of 30, after moving to Europe, Jun Inoue began to do more varied experiments. She had taken an interest in spinach, and used it to create a giant hogweed which wreaked havoc throughout Dublin for a few weeks before it was sealed in a can by a group of FBI agents (they lost a ton of men in the process).
Death[]
On January 15th, 2007, Jun was found dead on her toilet in her Dublin apartment. Doctors said that Jun had died of pancreatic cancer, which runs in the family, and also what was the cause of her parent's death. Jun's body was cremated on December 1st, 2008. Her ashes exist in Ryuumonbuchi Manor. Tourists claim to have seen her spirit, though this is rare.
Revival[]
In 2017, Jun Inoue was revived by an accidental cloning inside the eyes of D Joao VI, during the battle against his eyelash mites, a battle lead by Saki Miyanaga and Koromo Ryuumonbuchi. Jun's current whereabouts, whoabouts, whatabouts, and howabouts are unknown.