You! You are scrolling the UnAnything Wiki, when you come across my article. You have two choices, either click on one of my links and continue exporing the Team's hard work, or exit the page and get back to your boring office job. Which'll it be, love or money? Only the Golden Scales know!
—JBG, delivering judgment
"I don't NEED an infobox, that will just contain my glory!"
Judgment Boy Gold is Judgment Boy's dad, and a member of the Ministry of DIE Affairs (specifically embodying "WHY DIE?"). He's a narcissistic freak who claims to be a lawyer, but he DOES look like he's made of pure gold, so he's too cool for prison. He frequently commits voter fraud, tax evasion, vehicular manslaughter, and false imprisonment, because he knows he's above the law. Whenever he goes into the courtroom, he just ends up wooing the judge and leaving. He also hates Gregory just as much as his son, if not more, he's even nicknamed Greg "Stupid Rat".
Trivia[]
- He frequently goes out drinking with Nightmarionne, Dedan, and Jasper.