Please kiss me Yasuho, I want to date you! Please? I love you Yasuho, PLEASE DATE ME!!!
—Joshu Higashikata
Joshu Higashikata is a creepy simp and a spoiled brat. Due to being a spoiled brat, Joshu is hated by his 3 siblings (4 siblings, if you count Gappy). Joshu's bad behavior came from him being a huge fan of Caillou as a kid.
History[]
Joshu was born in Japan. He had a normal life at first, until he started watching the Caillou TV show. Joshu loved Caillou so much, that he started acting like him! Joshu's father, Norisuke Higashikata, hated Caillou, so he told Joshu "Listen here you little shit, if you want to keep acting like Caillou, then you might as well look like him!". Norisuke then shaved all of Joshu's hair off. Despite that, Joshu was able to grow some of his hair back a few months later. Not all of Joshu's hair grew back, so that's why Joshu has a stupid haircut.
One day, Joshu met a girl named Yasuho Hirose. After looking at Yasuho for 0000.1 seconds, Joshu immediately started simping for her. Joshu even started making fanfiction of him and Yasuho. When we say that Joshu is a creepy simp, we are not joking!
After Yasuho finds Gappy sleeping naked in a garbage can, she started dating him, because Gappy is not a simp. Joshu got angry because of that, because he thinks that Yasuho is the best thing to ever exist in the ununiverse. Gappy then became Joshu's adopted brother, so Joshu got even MOAR pissed! Joshu tries to beat up Gappy, but he FAILS, because simps never win!
Despite getting rekt, Joshu still simps for Yasuho to this day.
Trivia[]
- Joshu is a playable character in Gappy the Shame 5: Battle for Yasuho.