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I left Paul in a hot car

Jon Lemon's reversed lyric in It's okay to leave your dog in a hot car

Lemon has an extremely dangeorus CODA projectile, his face pulsates with every turn you make, providing him with lethal information on target distance-proximity via echo-location.

Moveset[]

Lemon's moveset is currently unknown, but many acres of land have been dedicated to studying his art. Due to his levitational nature, he is unable to be reached from the Lemon Family Tree and is thus unable to be further studied under ideal conditions. Many perspective drone cameras have been set-up around campus to ensure all actions Jon Lemon makes are well documented and understood among scholars, and the general public, who seem to gauge little interest in the falafel, despite his nature.

Many a pingas have attempted to take over his psyche, but most of them have asploded, so don't even try. Fatman once tried to claim his powers and he blew up like a beached whale.

History[]

Jon Lemon was first discovered on March 1st, 2013 by Captain 0.

Trivia[]

  • Very hostile. Do not approach! (Please?)
  • He is an enemy of the Pepper People.
Maxwell's_Silver_Hammer_(Singed_by_John_Lennon)

Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Singed by John Lennon)

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UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help my captain get himself $5.01 by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could get erased.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help my captain get himself $5.01 by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could get erased.

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