This article is both John and Snotty approved.
This article is both John and Snotty approved.
Johnearth
Photo of the Johnverse taken by NASA
The Johnverse is an UnUniverse in the UnMultiverse where life and architecture swap places. Usually most humans are some form of John, and most pillars of salt and columns of pepper are some form of human, although in ancient times it was neanderthals that were the pillars. Because of influences from the UnWorld and differences in biologies, the Johnverse isn't quite the same as the normal UnUniverse, but most people have Johnverse versions of themselves, like Steel Ball Run. Though, your name is more likely than not John-ified. Two notable people from here are Thanos and John Cena, equivalents to the UnWorld's John Cena and Pillar John Cena respectively.
History of the Johnverse[]
Alot of pillars
Rare footage from the Johnverse.
In the beginning, there was darkness, but then Pig created the Johnearth out of nothing but a few of his own porkchops. He also created the night sky from a coconut, and gave the earth its water from the gutter. Then he used the Tool Gun to spawn in a few monkey cells, a few john cells, and a few banana cells, and let them figure out what to do with the Johnearth. The cells grew bigger and fatter. Eventually the John cells enslaved the Monkey and Banana cells, forcing the monkeys to eat bananas while they eat the monkeys, kind of what we did to cows. Anyways the cells went multicellular, and then the being became bigger, bigger, and bigger, until they became what we know today. The Johns then started fighting each other, and recreated every war in history (including the war of the roses).
The worst change that happened in this timeline was that Lot's Wife was turned into a human of salt instead of a pillar of salt. She gained immense knowledge from witnessing the pig's wrath, and made a wormhole to get humans over there and do stuff. Her and the other humans started a new town in Sodom called Homestuck, and after a few generations her strong genes turned the entire population quartz-white. One of her descendants, John Egbert installed a crappy Scratch shame on his computer from the normal UnWorld which caused the Scratch Cat to appear and rip apart everything in an event called The Scratch.
Currently, the Johnverse is still recovering from The Scratch, and Pig is working on a fix in 2024 called Toothpaste to get all the pillars back and the trolls gone. Though, it might take longer than that, and he may need to import Big and Small into his universe's manifest.