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Yes, papa. Johnny Johnny responds to his father, who was calling him out on his diet of people he's burned alive

Johnny Johnny is a demonic being that worships Elmo. He also likes to eat children. Additionally, HE'S YOUR LONG LOST BRUDDA!!

History[]

Johnny Johnny was created in a cloning experiment by Elmo, but Giygas helped in his creation. He now lives in Teletubby Land, but goes to Earth to lure children into the woods and eat them alive or burn them up. In 495 AA he built a demonic temple used to tie up and crush small children. He assists the Teletubbies and the Boohbahs in their kidnapping of children. This Johnny Johnny devoured Eho II's soul, but it said no and walked back into Eho II. Enraged, he devoured the 4 main Teletubbies instead. They managed to fight their way out of his stomach, making it burst, killing him.

Trivia[]

  • Rumor says that Johnny Johnny once terrified an Old One.
  • He has 2 other siblings: baby, and lady goo goo.
  • HE IS TERRIFIED OF GRANDPA.
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