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[[File:Image.jpeg|thumb|Mr. Egbert himself]]
 
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==About==
 
==About==
Johnny Jones Egbert the XV is a nerd who loves [[Ghostbusters]] and [[Bill Cosby]]. He is the first [[human]] character on a [[Webcomic]] called [[Homestuck]]. In 1973 John Egbert became [[president]] of [[Homestuck-landia]]. In 1974.5, he became his [[God Tier]] and had his majestic [[Warhammer of Zillyhoo]]. In 2069, he was killed by the Dog faced assasin with [[Anime Shades]], [[Jack Noir]], who then became the new [[Dictator]] of Homestuck-landia. John Egbert was then dead for the second time, but he will probably come back again in like 3000.1415926535897932348626433 then die again by the op Jack Noir. Then he will come back in the year [[OVER 9000]] and all his friends will help him kill Jack Noir.
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Johnny Jones Egbert XV is a nerd who loves [[Ghostbusters]] and [[Bill Cosby]] and is a descendant of King Egbert the 1st, first king of the [[UnUnited Kingdom]]. He is the first [[human]] character on a [[Webcomic]] called [[Homestuck]]. In 1973 John Egbert became [[president]] of [[Homestuck-landia]]. In 1974.5, he became his [[God Tier]] and had his majestic [[Warhammer of Zillyhoo]]. In 2069, he was killed by the Dog faced assasin with [[Anime Shades]], [[Jack Noir]], who then became the new [[Dictator]] of Homestuck-landia. John Egbert was then dead for the second time, but he will probably come back again in like 3000.1415926535897932348626433 then die again by the op Jack Noir. Then he will come back in the year [[OVER 9000]] and all his friends will help him kill Jack Noir.
   
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He redeemed himself after being revived by the mighty [[AkaRed]] from the long-running [[Super Sentai]] series. He hired John to kill some ponies and turn them into meat.
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
-His Pestertag is Ectobiologist
 
-His Pestertag is Ectobiologist
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-He died 3 times
 
-He died 3 times
   
-He likes stupid crappy movies
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-He likes stupid crappy movies (Though that's what he thinks, we're all different)
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-He's scared of the entirety of the [[Decade Alliance]]; especially [[Kamen Rider Decade|Tsukasa Kadoya]] himself.
 
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Revision as of 21:59, 29 November 2019

File:Image.jpeg

Mr. Egbert himself

About

Johnny Jones Egbert XV is a nerd who loves Ghostbusters and Bill Cosby and is a descendant of King Egbert the 1st, first king of the UnUnited Kingdom. He is the first human character on a Webcomic called Homestuck. In 1973 John Egbert became president of Homestuck-landia. In 1974.5, he became his God Tier and had his majestic Warhammer of Zillyhoo. In 2069, he was killed by the Dog faced assasin with Anime Shades, Jack Noir, who then became the new Dictator of Homestuck-landia. John Egbert was then dead for the second time, but he will probably come back again in like 3000.1415926535897932348626433 then die again by the op Jack Noir. Then he will come back in the year OVER 9000 and all his friends will help him kill Jack Noir.

He redeemed himself after being revived by the mighty AkaRed from the long-running Super Sentai series. He hired John to kill some ponies and turn them into meat.

File:7C7600AC-662F-4D4C-A091-759227B276AF.jpeg

his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather

Trivia

-His Pestertag is Ectobiologist

-He died 3 times

-He likes stupid crappy movies (Though that's what he thinks, we're all different)

-He's scared of the entirety of the Decade Alliance; especially Tsukasa Kadoya himself.