|A sophisticated UnAnything Team Cena-vision camera was used to capture this image, at a total cost of infinity UnDollars.|
|Death:||He's still alive.|
|AKA:||Guy who scares n00bs|
|Likes:||To beat Chuck Norris.|
|Dislikes:||Getting beaten up by Chuck Norris. This happens a lot.|
|Education:||Educated in the art of wrestling.|
|Occupation:||Well-known PagUn wrestler|
|Known For:||For thinking he's so strong|
John Cena is a being created by Nobody just prior to his legendary failure to defeat Chuck Norris. John Cena thinks his power level is OVER 9000, but it isn't anywhere close to there. (Arrogance, much?) Many N00bs think John Cena is the strongest person alive but that is not true, as there are quite a lot of people who are stronger than John Cena. If you ever find John Cena, never ask to fight him. If you do ask to fight him, then he will punch you all the way to the Moon. Dipsy learned this the hard way.
His sole goal is to beat up Chuck Norris, who he (as well as the N00bs) is convinced is the only person stronger than him. While close, John Cena is still light-years behind Chuck. As you can see, he's a bad guy disguised as a good guy. His disguise is why people view him as epic.
John Cena's appearance is unknown, since he is completely undetectable to anything except cameras specifically designed to see him. We have reason to believe he looks like the image in the infobox, though.
- We know his true power level: it's only 999. He just thinks he's so strong. Also the only reason it's that high is because he is pretty good at wrestling n00bs and Norris Chuck (And that is not an accomplishment.)
- The reason is he threatens to punch n00bs to the moon is because Chuck Norris punched him so bad that he himself flew to the moon. He then realized that he could punch everyone else to the moon as well. So he started scaring n00bs by saying "I will punch you to the moon".
- There is a character from Pop'n Music based on him named MZD for no reason whatsoever.
- King K. Rool is one of the few people who are competent at fighting that he has beaten. (Seen here.)
- He died when an F5 tornado struck Suplex City, but respawned.
- He has a plompy :)
- He is not to be confused with Zhong Xina or Fistwolf, or a duck with fists instead of legs.