|As a kid, I would just crawl into Bowser's anus|
|Full name:||Joel Varg Johansson|
|Hair color:||dark brown mullet|
|UnBirthday:||August 29, 1993|
|Home:||Sweden (formerly), Kvitøya|
|Alive or Dead?:||alive, but very cold|
|AKA:||King Joel Johansson the 1st, Joel Johansson the duke of Sweden, Hoel|
|Likes:||Chicken Nuggets, some memes, other memes, and Pepsi|
|Education:||Catholic school from 1st grade to 3rd|
|Occupation:||IKEAe worker (formerly), Ruler of Sweden/Scandinavia (formerly), Let's Player|
|Known For:||for not understanding techmology, playing vidya shames, and being swedish|
Joel (fullname: Joel Varg Johansson) is a guy who worked at a furniture store and got pissed so became ruler of Sweden.
Lets go a bit more in depth then that...
Ok, so basically: Joel was born in the 90's to his father, Kermit the frog.
He has not been able to get clean, and the addiction has completely destroyed his family.
He got a job at IKEA but after being abducted by aliens (in reality he was just mildly trolled by Homestuck Trolls but is too much of a sissy to admit it) and given PTSD he thought enough was enough and just like that became the then emporer of Sweden.
Vinny, who owned his own country, was also a let's player, got Joel to join his legion of politician let's players.
Over the next few years while working together, Joel would grow a massive hatred towards fellow politician/let's player Dave Strider but also a slight affection towards him.
It was a love-hate relationship but primarily hate (on Joel's side at least).
Vinny didn't like this so declared war, which scared Joel shitless because he didn’t want to die so he fled to the freezing Scandinavian artic island of Kvitøya.
Joel currently makes a living by live streaming himself play Video Shames for money, and then swimming all the way past the Asgardian Empire to the Baltic Union where he buys Pepsi and chicken nuggets, which he lives off of and nothing else.
As for Dave, despite being the person Joel hates the most, he’s the only one who keeps contact with Joel.