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MarioProblem

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Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spaghetti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!

LuigiProblem

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MarioProblemLuigiProblem

Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spaghetti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!

A Jinjo (Banjous Damizooieus) is a small bird-like creature that lives in some areas in the UnWorld (i.e: Deserts, beaches, inside a robot shark) that sound like a quail is having a seizure and because of Teletubby magic can fly without wings.

These birds used to live their lives in peace, that is until Banjo with a Kazooie came out in ‘98. I was there and I witnessed people wanting their own pet Jinjos, so they chased them down with Bill Cosby launchers until they gave up, some succeeded and cut down the Jinjo population by a quarter but they have recovered. That was the dark ages of being a Jinjo. You’re a cute bird but because a certain shaming company used you in a shame people who play it want you as a pet. That’s how life works.

You can also shoot plushes of these things at a fair which is fun.

Trivia[]

  • France allows them on buses for FREE
  • Their thick skin can survive high powered BBs and 9mm, so BB and handgun hunting is useless.
    • Another question, why would you have a 9mm gun whilst hunting?
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