The pizza is aggressive.
—Jimmy Neutron
Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour
Jimmy Neutron is the world's most smartest loser. He has interest in inventing mechanical things that turn people into bananas, cheese, and other various objects. He causes trouble a lot and is the biggest nerd in his school.
Jimmy confronts the monster he himself had brought into his very own house
History
Early Life
He was born in 2002 and graduated Harvard's University when he was 3 months old and graduated in M.I.T. and Oxford's University at age 1. At 2006, he was proclaimed as the world's youngest nerd by world-renowned scientist Albert Einstein.
As A Kid
As a kid, he went to school too much. (Even if he is already graduated to several universities). He soon learned how to do weird stuff such as shoot people. One time, he used a bazooka to blow up M.I.T's computer lab because he felt like it. He also used a Magnum to assassinate the Harvard P.E. Coach, Kermit. (Kermit respawned later). He later became a cool kid so he went into the stars. Bought candy bars. Had a knack for adventure. He had a jetpack at all times and killed some kids when going to school, occasionally Cindy. But Cindy keeps on coming back to life. He spent 12 years at school. (Despite his knowledge). He gots in frequent fights with Bill Nye and Saul Goodman.
He later became friends with sexually obsessed Ultralord Sheen Estevez and a spleen infection named Carl Wheezer after saving them from an aggressive pizza. The pizza vowed his revenge on Jimmy and his friends.
Aggressive Pizza
Jimmy was being comforted by Judy, his mother as she said "Hello Jimmy. Hello Hugh. I'm going to make a delicious dinner meal.". His father Hugh Neutron shot her in the face. Jimmy became depressed and tried to commit suicide by watching videos that doesn't make any sense. Jimmy's dad asked him if he likes pizza. Jimmy depressingly agreed and ordered a large "aggressive" pizza. The pizza guy came and the pizza flew around like a Frisbee. Jimmy yelled "The Pizza is aggressive" and warned his father who died before Jimmy could tell him. Jimmy's eyes came out of their sockets and said "Just another day in the life of Jimmy Neutron." and did nothing.
Jimmy later committed suicide after his parents died. Everybody was at his funeral to see him buried. Sheen started to sob at Jimmy. Jimmy was buried in a grave at the Dead Joke Cemetery, located in the Empire of Ohio. Jimmy was never forgotten. Although, Cindy forgot about it on purpose. Cindy is whore-faced asshole-bitch hoe-combo. :
Final Message From Jimmy Neutron
Do not have Pizza For Dinner. Do not have Pizza For Dinner. Your mom and dad will die. Do not have Pizza For Dinner. Blood will be everywhere. You will kill yourself. The pizza will be aggressive. I said do not have Pizza For Dinner. *Starts to melt*
See Also
- Jimmy Neutron (show)
- Hugh Neutron
- Pizza For Dinner