Jimmy Carter is the 22nd, and current emperor of Tennessee (despite not being in the Tennessee Royal Family, not actually being born in Tennessee but rather Georgia in UnAmerica, and most importantly Tennessee not having a Royal Family or Emperor.) It is unknown how he became the 22nd emperor, has he has no predecessors and Tennessee was never actually independent before. He kind of just one day walked in took over and for some reason absolutely no one had a problem with that nor thought it was weird/incredibly illegal. It just kinda felt right ya know?
History[]
Jimmy Carter was born a while ago in Georgia, UnUnited States. He was born on a peanut farm and later became a peanut farmer, which reduced his UnRank because who the hell farms peanuts? However his UnRank would go up has he served in World War II as part of the good guys. After WW2 and by proxy becoming a hero, Jimmy Carter returned to his peanut farm but, after a long time of just owning a peanut farm he said "Yea fuck this im doing something else.", so Jimmy Carter decided to become Emperor of Tennessee. Why Tennessee? We will never know. It makes literally no sense. Like none at all. Not even like half a sense. Oh yeah and at some point he gets married.
Time as Emperor[]
Jimmy Carter was sworn in as Emperor of Tennessee on ...well ... it was definitely one of these days. I mean some crazy stuff happened.
Jimmy Carter is widely accepted as the man who single-handedly created today's economy in Tennessee. He came in from decades (yeah sure lets go with that!) of peanut farming so he was an extremely good botanist, able to grow pretty much anything with his experience. His trade was like no other man's; he was able to grow giant 6ft tall incredibly hostile peanuts that snapped the neck of anyone. This made Tennessee a incredibly powerful nation.
The Obama Administration then realized that having a state building up an army and economy in enclaves with UnUnited States boarders might be bad news. It was a bloody war but Tennessee lost to the greater UnUnited States. This however was not the End of Jimmy Carters reign as he, along with several political members of the old government escaped to Kodiak Island in Alaska where they still have minor clashes with the UnUnited states. However this is considered by many to be a rouge rebel state and is not recognized by the majority of people to be independent.
Trivia[]
- Due to James's health in his advanced age many people speculate he may posses biological immortality similar to the Queen Of England in the real world. (This sentence did not age very well.)
- If he does posses it (which is likely) it is unknown if he was born with it or he somehow managed to give himself it
- Scratch that, there is no Queen of England, just like how there isn't Santa Claus of the Tooth Fairy.
- There is a popular conspiracy that Jimmy Carter used Nazi Time technology devolved to hide from Chuck Norris in order to alter the timeline to become emperor of Tennessee. This would explain how he came into power so unexpectedly with no opposition.
- This would also provide explanation for his biological immortality as every time a body part starts to fail he just moves it back through time when it was working
- However to pull off a stunt like this he would need to have extensive knowledge of how the 4th Dimension (or at least time travel) works. Thus it brings up the question why didn't he do more with this technology or use it when fighting the UnAmericans during the Obama administration.
- Another popular conspiracy is that he is really a Martian from Mars. The theory states that he used superior martian intelligence to take over the UnAmerican State of Tennessee unopposed. Tennessee, of course, became a vassal state of the Martians bent conquest of the UnWorld. The Peanut farming is just a cover up for advance martian bioenginering technology. His seemed immortality may also be explained due to Martians having a significantly longer lifespan than a human.
- It doesn't help that Jimmy Carter also is on record as having said this "Boy i love Mars! Mars is so cool! Me and my wife visit there all the time. Its really beautiful there. I honestly wouldn't mind if some martians had secretly taken over a United State in the UnWorld in hopes of using as a platform for Martian conquest *wink*!"
- Jimmy Carter has a giant, man-eating peanut "statue" dedicated to him in Indiana.