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Singing make everying go night night? Just become deaf.

Shiggy, explaining why sing doesn't matter

Jigglypuff on a good day

Jigglypuff on a good day

Jigglypuff better known as The Executioner from Hell is a crossbreed between Kirby and cats... or maybe Strollin' Stu? Either way you're gonna regret meeting this Pokemon! They're a species 200,000 strong mostly residing in Texas. Jigglypuff is well known for being able to jump OVER 9000 times and kill you with her slap.

Some say those don't count and that she's feared because of her singing ability. Normally this would be a problem but Shigeru Miyamoto disagreed. He said that sing only does that in the anime but since when has he been right?

In truth, you should fear her rest... Music is also her aeroplane.

Vagineer[]

in 1802 the Vagineer needed some help with laundry and so Jigglypuff instead of helping him, she stole his laundry instead! Now you might be wondering who actually bought it... and let me tell you, you'll not BELIEVE who it was!

We'll be right back to you after these messages!


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It was Luigi. Yes seriously it was him.

Giant Jigglypuff[]

The true face of evil...

The true face of evil...

There was a really old glitch of where when a Jigglypuff used her final smash on some random bridge that was being filled up by a UFO, cancelling the final smash, leaving a giant Jigglypuff as the result, after this all the Jigglypuffs were doing it, wanting to cause havoc they helped Gannondorf destroy the Dinosaur World. You should go check out the article on Ganondorf for more info, or else you will DIE!

WATCH_OUT!!!

WATCH OUT!!!

Or else you will DIE...

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