Jicama

A Jicama is a vegetable from Mexico that is like a turnip, but grows on vines, and was made when Po spat on a vine and turnip, Mario did not like the treatment of this weapon, so he tried to use a Starman to turn invincible and kill her. But he dropped it on a pile of Morshu's Bombs, making a cataclysmic explosion occur and causing Lamp Oil to splatter on the turnip, the Fusion-Machine 9000 then fell from the sky, and the vine, turnip, spit, debris, ash, shrapnels, gunpowder, glass shards and lamp oil fused into a strangely edible turnip thing that Mario named a Jicama, okay, he named it a, "Organic Meatball" but a Goomba killed him and named it a Jicama instead.

Jicamas are now... hardly part of Mexican cuisine, but it still is edible, if tasting a bit like bombs, oil, glass, spit and whatnot dosen't throw you off then you make like a Jicama... as a pet... wait what who writes this?

Well apparently some people own Jicamas as pets. Why? I do not know, where do these guys live? Oh, in Stupid City... okay then.