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| + | {{Infobox|image=new_jesus.png|caption=Statue of Jesus Christ|full_name=Jesus Christ of Nazareth|gender=Male|hair=|eyes=|age=2000+ (Physically 30+)|birthdate=Unknown (But idiots think it's on December 25th, 0AD.)|species={{list|[[God]]|[[Human]]|[[Grunt]] (Sometimes)}}|home=[[Heaven]]|living_state=It's Complicated|death=Crucification, Lightning|AKA={{List|Jebediah "Jebus" Christoff|King of the Jews}}|dream={{list|[[God]]|[[Everybody]]}}|fear=[[Satan]]<br>Sin|religion=Christianity|known={{list|Being the guy who got crucified 2000 years ago.|Miracles|Churches|Soul Saving}}|powers={{list|Most of Them|Reality Warping|Spawning objects out of thin air.|[[Transmutation|Turning water into wine.]]|Having the self-control to not be drunk on said wine 24/7.|Partial control over Heaven.}}|steak=Blessed with holy water.|alignment=Lawful Good|rank=999,999,999,999,999|promotion=Due to his status as God, he can give himself infinite promotions. However, he has too little use for money to bother. He still gets tons of donations and promotions from many worshipers, but he donates it to charity and values the thought instead.|sexuality=N/A}} |
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| − | '''Jesus Christ''' is the son of [[God]] and one of the most powerful beings in existence. He wanted a position |
+ | '''Jesus Christ''' is the son of [[God]] and one of the most powerful beings in existence. He wanted a position in the [[Undefeatables]], but his dad said no (which is probably one of the reasons why Jesus died). |
| − | Jesus was first born because God was doing |
+ | Jesus was first born because God was doing a salvation plan for humanity. Nine months later, a woman gave birth to Jesus Christ. Jesus declared himself son of God. God took pity on this boy and adopted him. He also possessed him, which was rather creepy, but then again Jesus is technically God, so it's not creepy. |
| − | Jesus grew up as the great son of God, but he was also God himself |
+ | Jesus grew up as the great son of God, but he was also God himself. Anyway, Jesus saved lotsa people so he got impaled on a cross to take on the evil of the [[world]]. Then he came back to life because he was God. He established the church and will come back to judge and reward the world, which will mean Jesus will be very happy to some and very angry to much of the world. |
| + | Now people have crosses in their homes and churches as a remembrance. |
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| + | ==Trivia== |
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| + | *Jesus's halo used to belong to God, but he gave it to Jesus. |
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| + | *Jesus might be [[Imposter|sus]] because of the last three letters in his name. |
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| + | *Despite common belief, the word "Fucking" is not Jesus' middle name. |
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| + | *Due to having conflicting moral values, Jesus and [[Hank J. Wimbleton]] are rivals. |
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| + | *Jesus created the A.A.H.W., which later became the [[UnPolice]] after Jesus gave the A.A.H.W. to [[Dr. S]]. |
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| + | * Jesus has voiced that he has no homosexual relations with [[Jeff Bezos]] who constantly brags "Jesus is my wife". |
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| + | *Despite many recent allegations, Jesus Christ is not secretly a previous incarnation of [[Sonichu]] hellbent on taking over the world. |
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| + | * Jesus Christ and Jebediah Christoff are the exact same person. Despite this, Jesus doesn't like how he's portrayed in [[Madness Combat]]. |
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| + | [[File:Partying jesus.png|thumb|left|400x400px|Jesus Christ partying with party-people.]] |
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[[Category:Dead guys]] |
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[[Category:Heroes]] |
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[[Category:Epics]] |
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[[Category:Good guys]] |
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Latest revision as of 03:02, 18 January 2024
Jesus Christ is the son of God and one of the most powerful beings in existence. He wanted a position in the Undefeatables, but his dad said no (which is probably one of the reasons why Jesus died).
Jesus was first born because God was doing a salvation plan for humanity. Nine months later, a woman gave birth to Jesus Christ. Jesus declared himself son of God. God took pity on this boy and adopted him. He also possessed him, which was rather creepy, but then again Jesus is technically God, so it's not creepy.
Jesus grew up as the great son of God, but he was also God himself. Anyway, Jesus saved lotsa people so he got impaled on a cross to take on the evil of the world. Then he came back to life because he was God. He established the church and will come back to judge and reward the world, which will mean Jesus will be very happy to some and very angry to much of the world.
Now people have crosses in their homes and churches as a remembrance.
Trivia
- Jesus's halo used to belong to God, but he gave it to Jesus.
- Jesus might be sus because of the last three letters in his name.
- Despite common belief, the word "Fucking" is not Jesus' middle name.
- Due to having conflicting moral values, Jesus and Hank J. Wimbleton are rivals.
- Jesus created the A.A.H.W., which later became the UnPolice after Jesus gave the A.A.H.W. to Dr. S.
- Jesus has voiced that he has no homosexual relations with Jeff Bezos who constantly brags "Jesus is my wife".
- Despite many recent allegations, Jesus Christ is not secretly a previous incarnation of Sonichu hellbent on taking over the world.
- Jesus Christ and Jebediah Christoff are the exact same person. Despite this, Jesus doesn't like how he's portrayed in Madness Combat.
Jesus Christ partying with party-people.