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[[File:Partying_jesus.png|thumb|Jesus Christ partying with party-people.]]'''Jesus Christ''' is the son of [[God]] and one of the most powerful beings in existence. God desired that Jesus would go the universe and save everyone from their sins
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[[File:Partying_jesus.png|thumb|Jesus Christ partying with party-people.]]'''Jesus Christ''' is the son of [[God]] and one of the most powerful beings in existence. He wanted a position on the [[Upper Counsel of Undefeatables]], but his dad and him as well said no so he had to go on the [[Lower Counsel]].
   
Jesus was first born because God desired that life should be saved from their sins Nine months later, Mary gave birth to Jesus Christ. Jesus declared himself son of God, which he is.
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Jesus was first born because God was doing a salvation plan for humanity. Nine months later, a woman gave birth to Jesus Christ. Jesus declared himself son of God God took pity on this boy and adopted him. He also possessed him, which was rather creepy, but then again Jesus is technically God, so it's not creepy.
   
Jesus grew up as the great son of God, but he was also God himself. Jesus saved lotsa people so he got impaled on a cross for crimes he didn't do. Then he came back to life because he was God. Now people have crosses in their homes and churches so they can forever show they are Christians.
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Jesus grew up as the great son of God, but he was also God himself. Anyway, Jesus saved lotsa people so he got impaled on a cross to take on the evil of the world. Then he came back to life because he was God. He established the church and will come back to judge and reward the world, which will mean Jesus will be very happy to some and very angry to much of the world.
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Now people have crosses in their homes and churches as a remembrance.
   
 
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Revision as of 16:27, 30 June 2018

Partying jesus

Jesus Christ partying with party-people.

Jesus Christ is the son of God and one of the most powerful beings in existence. He wanted a position on the Upper Counsel of Undefeatables, but his dad and him as well said no so he had to go on the Lower Counsel.

Jesus was first born because God was doing a salvation plan for humanity. Nine months later, a woman gave birth to Jesus Christ. Jesus declared himself son of God God took pity on this boy and adopted him. He also possessed him, which was rather creepy, but then again Jesus is technically God, so it's not creepy.

Jesus grew up as the great son of God, but he was also God himself. Anyway, Jesus saved lotsa people so he got impaled on a cross to take on the evil of the world. Then he came back to life because he was God. He established the church and will come back to judge and reward the world, which will mean Jesus will be very happy to some and very angry to much of the world.

Now people have crosses in their homes and churches as a remembrance.