Jessica Azul-Rey

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The 2D Empire has been established on this fine Saturday afternoon! A day that shall be written into every textbook in the UnOmniverse!!! Our glorious nation shall rule the whole omniverse! We shall make them tremble before us. We shall make them obey our every command. The Avatar Legion shall be our tool to unite the UnOmniverse under one central rule. All under MYSELF!!!!!!!!!! The reigns of all male rulers shall come to an end. Leonidas is DONE! Ducky is DONE! Weegee is DONE! Optimus Prime, DONE! It's time that the omniverse knew how us avatars were treated!!!! They shall feel our pain! Our agony that I shall avenge! It's time for the tyranny and oppression to END!!! It's time for THEM to be oppressed! Heck! I should make them all slaves! The UnOmniverse shall enter a new age! THE 2D EMPIRE, IT IS TIME TO RISE!!!

—Jessica ripping off Ducky after taking over all of 2Dspace in 2017.

In order to finalize the New UnOmniversal Order process, we need a genocide to exterminate the Fakegee population. This will answer the Fakegee Question, as well as put an end to that Chuck Norriseegee thug. We will then proceed to bring back the feudal system on an omniversal scale.

—Jessica, wanting to kill all Fakegees.

Kittenolivia will be ideal for the 2D Empire and its puppet states to take over after the New UnOmniversal Order starts. We are already preparing Kittenolivia to be a haven for avatars, as well as a well-protected technological fortress, after the UnWorld and Kittehlandia destroy themselves. Kittenolivia is a large sector of galaxy surrounded by outer space, where we can put satellites and other technology to protect us.

—Jessica, planning to take over Kittenolivia.

Jessica Azul-Rey is an evil... thing... from 2Dspace. She hates males, and wants everyone to be female. For this reason, she created a ripoff of the Wa-Machine called the Avamachine, which clones people into female 2D avatars like her. Jessica is not often seen roaming the wilderness, whistling old-time Irish pub songs, working on crossword puzzles, or calculating the amount of back taxes owed by car salesmen. The reason Jessica is not often seen doing anything is because Jessica currently lives in Multiverse No. 2i, so the whole "seeing" thing would be kind of hard to do.

In 2015, the Undefeatables captured her. She was promptly executed. Unfortunately for the UnOmniverse, Jessica was resurrected by Anita Sarkeesian a year later.

Natural Habitat[]

Jessica has been seen not only in Multiverse 2i, but in all the hard-to-get-to parts of the omniverse; Planet Nine, for example. She also has been seen in the Land of Oz and the K-verse. It is believed that she once took over the third moon of Kittehlandia, named Jesi'ka, before it was eaten by Ronald McGiygas. Jessica managed to get out of the 9001 dimensions of terror within McGiygas' cavernous stomach in 5 minutes. She rampaged around the UnOmniverse, and was soon overcome by a NaN glitch lazer. She was captured by the Undefeatables and was deported to Hell via a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. To make sure she didn't come back, the Undefeatables supplied a NintenD'oh Zii EWW, which Jessica promptly blew up.

Trivia[]

Contrary to popular belief, she is NOT the reason Captain 11 exists. However, she HAS cloned Captain 0 into an avatar.
She has ripped off Ducky, DarthNorrisgee, WaWaFries, Billy Mays, and many more.
She once blew up Mount Rushmore because all the presidents on it were male. However, it was restored by Chuck Norris.
Touching Jessica's skin will give you every possible type of cancer.
Jessica's diabolical eyes release a gamma wave that causes brain damage.

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