That oughta do it!
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Eat your heart out Vesta!
That oughta do it!
This article was the all time longest WIP on the Wiki, marked as such for 1 year, 8 months and 27 days.
Eat your heart out Vesta!
I got a fat enough ass already, I don't need a McPickle Pounder.
—Jerma, I guess
Jeremy Jerma985 "JeJe" Herrington, not to be mistaken for his brother 589amreJ, is an UnAmerican ex-paraplegic Twitch Streamer known for his vast charity work. He likes to read books atop bridges, and tutor struggling children, which has gotten him into trouble with the SCP Foundation who'd much rather he give out heroin.
He, alongside Mario, took place in the Steel Ball Run, winning a kiss on the lips from Jesus Christ, granting him strange powers. He has since become known for his best selling video shame franchises, as well as inventing Planet X (not to be mistaken for Nibiru).
History[]
Early Life[]
A distant relative of New England native Peter Griffin, Jerma985 was born in Las Vegas to Billy Herrington and Girl Billy Herrington. As a child he'd love to play baseball and hockey, despite his twin brother's *what's a word for when you bash someone for likeing something, like, liking-embashment.
Following a particularly rough embashment involving Jerma's Prized Baseball™, Jerma was left paralyzed from the waist down. Forcefully turned away from sport, he decided to become a Twitch Streamer so that he could share positivity with the world despite his condition.
Streaming Career[]
Following his entry into streaming, the Engineer attempted to bribe him into playing the shame Team Fortress 2. Jerma refused, sticking to sports titles such as Mario Tag and Flying Gorilla. It was through the former Jerma would meet Mario himself, who would often help Jerma with his larger streams.
Mario would soon begin helping Jerma take part in phsyical activities again as part of an initiative to encourage his younger audience to stay fit, it was through this then-33rd President of UnAmerica, Donald Trump, took interest in the duo.
Steel Ball Run[]
Trump would invite both Jerma and Mario to take part in the Steel Ball Run, a horse race across UnAmerica he was hosting with a kiss on the lips from Jesus Christ as the prize. Competing along side major players such as Wario and his Amazing Bulk, not Dio Brando, and Godzilla (all though he'd be disqualified early on due to his inability to ride a horse), Mario would use his speen powers to grant Jerma temporary use of his legs again, a move that would bring the duo into the lead early on.
NOT Dio would prove to be their fiercest opponent, as instead of seeking food or water he would just gaze menacingly at the sun. He would eventually fall behind as he became overwhelmed by a sudden urge to perform a series of interpretive dances, though he would catch up just before Jerma and Mario could claim their victory, performing his stand ZA WARIO (unfortunately having no effect since I forgot I wrote Wario into this article over the month it took me to get back to writing it).
Jesus, who was misled into believing he was hosting, was pulled out last minute and smushed against Jerma. The resulting kiss granted Jerma immortality, considerable combat prowess, and various other abilities. It also permanently restored use of his legs, bringing him back into the sporting world full time.
Jermacraft[]
Jerma would return to streaming, but focus moreso on shame development. Inspired by the wonders of archaeology geology he would first develop the instant hit Jermacraft, to which entity Notch of universe Minecraft would claim copyright infringement and sue.
Jerma and Mario would counter-sue with the help of NOT NOT Dio Brando, leading to The Great Craftsman Wars. Though at first Notch was winning, Jerma and Mario would prove victorious after teaming up with Herobrine. In honour of those lost during the war, Jerma founded Planet X to which he would be elected the first Grand Xeneral of, before being overthrown by Spamton.
Death[]
Seeing Jerma's victory in the war, the SCP Foundation immediately took action, managing to asplode all copies of the shame. Jerma was furious and went to their headquarters in order to asplode them, but instead went to HELL since he DIED. In Hell he met Phil Nye, who tricked him into thinking he was Bill Nye. Phil then stole Jerma's shoulder leaving him to die, but he was saved by Mario after Mario got sent to hell by Dimentio.
Jerma and Mario would fight various demons before facing and defeating Bob Saget to escape from hell, but would have to stay anyways after being turned away by Parsee Mizuhashi.
General Info[]
Personal Life[]
Since going to HELL Jerma has resided in the city of Undertale, where he's had a career as the voice of Sans Undertale (given that as a skeleton, Sans lacks vocal chords), succeeding Bernie Sanders. He quit sports, having broke his back after ։3.
He is a frequent patron of the Taco Bell that's in Hell. His order is 2 Cheesy Gordita Crunches, a large Baja Blast, and a Doritos Locos Taco. He is usually nice, just don't forget his extra Diablo Sauce.
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