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This page is currently under construction.
Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spaghetti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!
Jeremy Jerma985 "JeJe" Herrington, not to be mistaken for his brother 589amreJ, is a Nevadan ex-paraplegic Twitch Streamer known for his vast charity work. He likes to read books atop bridges, and tutor struggling children, which has gotten him into trouble with the A.A.H.W who'd much rather he give out heroin.
He, alongside Mario, took place in the Steel Ball Run, winning a kiss on the lips from Jesus Christ, granting him st̸r̶a̷ng̴e̸ powe̵r̸s̶ (< make it so that when you click on it something freaky happens). He has since become known for his best selling video shame franchises, as well as inventing Planet X (not to be mistaken for Nibiru).
History[]
Early Life[]
A distant relative of New England native Peter Griffin, Jerma985 was born in Nevada to Billy Herrington and Girl Billy Herrington. As a child he'd love to play baseball and hockey, despite his twin brother's (what's a word for when you bash someone for likeing something, like, liking-embashment).
Following a particularly rough embashment involving Jerma's Prized Baseball™, Jerma was left paralyzed from the waist down. Forcefully turned away from sport, he decided to become a Twitch Streamer so that he could share positivity with the world despite his condition.
Streaming Career[]
Following his entry into streaming, the Engineer attempted to bribe him into playing the shame Team Fortress 2. Jerma refused, sticking to sports titles such as Mario Tag and Flying Gorilla. It was through the former Jerma would meet Mario himself, who would often help Jerma with his larger streams.
Mario would soon begin helping Jerma take part in phsyical activities again as part of an initiative to encourage his younger audience to stay fit, it was through this 45th president of UnAmerica Donald Trump took interest in the duo.
Steel Ball Run[]
Trump would invite both Jerma and Mario to take part in the Steel Ball Run, a horse race across UnAmerica he was hosting with a kiss on the lips from Jesus Christ as the prize. Competing along side major players such as Wario and his Amazing Bulk, not Dio Brando, and Godzilla (all though he'd be disqualified early on due to his inability to ride a horse), Mario would use his speen powers to grant Jerma temporary use of his legs again, a move that would bring the duo into the lead early on.
NOT Dio would prove to be their fiercest opponent, as instead of seeking food or water he would just gaze menacingly at the sun. He would eventually fall behind as he became overwhelmed by a sudden urge to perform a series of interpretive dances, though he would catch up just before Jerma and Mario could claim their victory, performing his stand ZA WARIO (unfortunately having no effect since I forgot I wrote Wario into this article over the month it took me to get back to writing it).
Jesus, who was misled into believing he was hosting, was pulled out last minute and smushed against Jerma. The "kiss" granted Jerma immortality, considerable combat prowess, and various other magical abilities. It also permanently restored use of his legs, bringing him back into the sporting world full time.
Shame Development[]
Jerma would return to streaming, but focus moreso shame development (again with the help of Mario). Inspired by the wonders of archaeology geology he would first develop the instant hit Jermacraft, which took all of UnWorld by storm. A legal battle would soon arise as the entity Notch of universe Minecraft would claim copyright infringement.
Jerma and Mario would counter-sue with the help of NOT NOT Dio Brando, leading to The Great Craftsman Wars. All though the battle would be long and hard, the side of Jermacraft would prove triumphent after teaming up with Herobrine. In honour of those lost Jerma founded Planet X to which he would be elected the first Grand Xeneral of, before being overthrown by Spamton.
General Info[]
Personal Life[]
It is rumored exposure to NOT Dio whilst he was infected with this disease had a lasting impact on Jerma, but this would not materialize until after claiming his kiss.
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