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Jeffy approves of this article because there are no green beans to be seen here!
Jeffy approves of this article because there are no green beans to be seen here!
ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?
—Jeffy, when Mario pisses him off.
Wanna see my pencil?
—Jeffy
Əʊh! Əʊh! Əʊh! Əʊh! Əʊh!
—Jeffy, every day, typically when he smacks his diaper.
Jeffy Jeffy Pierre Francois is the biggest idiot in the UnWorld. We are NOT joking! Jeffy is also the former leader of DeviantArt, and he is best friends with Caillou and Joshu. If you still don't believe that Jeffy is the biggest idiot in the UnWorld, then you're stupid.
He is only 5 (actually 17) years old. He spanks his diaper every single day, and he swears A LOT! He also hates green beans and when he sees them he loses his shit!
Personality[]
He hates Mario, he hates Rosalina and he hates green beans. When Mario feeds Jeffy green beans, he flips the plate. He also poops his pants all the time and when he poops his pants, he likes to say that a monster came in and pooped in his pants as an excuse. He also gets Mario yelled at by Mr. Goodman.
- He has a cat piano that Mario hates and even took it away from him.
- He has uncontrollable rage; he broke a lot of expensive shit and tried to do bad things to himself because Mario wouldn’t buy him a $2.99 shame (SpongeBob Moves In!) off the app store.
- He made a Mr. Potato Head wrong and called it Mr. Tato Ass.
- He beats up Bully Bill (a Bullet Bill) when he says something to him.
- He smacks his diaper.
- He "smashed" a Cheerios box.
- He doesn't know his name without his shirt.
- He hates his biological parents.
- He named his goldfish AND hamster pee pee suck. He has a dog he named SHITASS.
- He is sometimes enemies and fear with 7 whenever he can't say the number. Reason? 7 ate 9, and sometimes 8! (no pun intended)
Death[]
Jeffy DIED two times during the DeviantArt War. Jeffy fought Blocky, who punched Jeffy so hard that his skull broke. Jeffy died, but bronies brought him back to life as a cyborg. However, one day later, Jeffy gets killed again. This time, it was Steve who killed Jeffy, since he poured lava on him.
Trivia[]
- He has a diaper over top of his pants, because he does this so his diaper don't get dirty.
- He has a very low UnRank; he has an UnRank of 5! (He swears and breaks expensive shit!)
[BABY SHARK]
Jeffy
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[BABY SHARK]'s main ability is to annoy people with an evil song called "Baby Shark". [BABY SHARK] can also do a stand rush, but it's laughably weak.
I HATE GREEN BEANS!!!
Jeffy will create a plate of homing green beans and throws it at you with perfect accuracy
I HATE GREEN BEANS!!!
Jeffy will create a plate of homing green beans and throws it at you with perfect accuracy