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Jeff the Shark is a cool shark that gets all the shark ladies at the beach. He is a very cute shark, which usually gets him a lot of attention, and he likes getting attention, so it slightly irritates him sometimes when the attention isn't on him. He is like the shark version of Moto Moto! He also used to be extremely stupid tho, but learned from his mistakes, which you can see below.

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The comic about him

Childhood[]

As a child, he decided to never age, so he did. So this section is technically his whole life because he's a child forever, like Peter Pan. He also became famous for this, since a never-aging shark was previously unheard of, and met cool celebrities, like Spider-Man, Iron Man, etc. However, since he uses a drug to make himself never age, he gets dumber and dumber, so at the moment, he's extremely dumb. He is illiterate, and can't count or do math even to save his life, end speekz eenglehsh veree veree terehblee.

He also loves nukes, and has commited multiple crimes using nukes, including murder, assault, truancy, disturbing the peace, mass genocide, and other crimes. The UnPolice has put him in the German Prison multiple times and shot him multiple times but he just blocked the bullets using his teeth and then re-grew his teeth since sharks have an infinite amount of teeth. And you're probably wondering how he escaped prison. All he did was eat the bars and then eat the security guards trying to put him back in his cell. He also nuked the UnPolice OVER 9000 times.

Defeat[]

The UnPolice got so pissed that they decided to give Jeff a taste of his own medicine; they called Guiyii to come deal with this dude and they would give him 1000 UnDollars, and even though he was mentally insane, he was smart enough to know how much money that was. So then Guiyii came and absolutely destroyed him with a Blue Cheese Atom Bomb and somehow he survived but had to take a break from playing around with nukes and being a supervillain.

Recovery[]

Being as stupid as he is, after 7 months, he became a supervillain again. He would continue to bomb the UnPolice with nukes! He never learns from his mistakes!

Death[]

This time the UnPolice were fed up with his bullcrap, so they called Sonic to kick his ass. And he literally did. In fact, he kicked Jeff so hard that he died.

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GOD DAMN!!

Revival and More Recovery[]

After Sonic kicked his ass and he was buried, the UnPolice were still pissed at him so they decided to launch a plutonium rocket at his gravestone. Little did they know that plutonium can revive sharks. Jeff's body was quite damaged and out of shape from being nuked, kicked at sonic speed, and dead for a week. Many parts of his body rotted, but after a 3 years and 7 months long recovery, he was healthy again. Over that time he tried really hard to get better from the radioactive poisoning and cancer he had, and he did. He did lots of physical therapy and rehab and drugs and chemotherapy and getting prosthetic organs, but he made it.

After all that he had Nukephobia and Sonicphobia so he stayed extremely far away from those things for the rest of his life. He never played around with nukes again, and he got a lot more smarter after the neurons in his brain finally started to click, after learning his lesson to follow the law instead of doing whatever he wants.

After that, he became a celebrity again for publishing a book on his life story, and the UnPolice found out that he was alive because of that, so they just gave up and said, "he's somebody else's problem now" and left. However, they realized he wasn't bothering them anymore with nukes so they all celebrated with a party with beer and donuts titled, "Jeff the Shark is Fu*king Gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trivia[]

  • He is the perfect example of a supervillain turning good.
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