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'''Jeff the Killer''' is a little kid who is so ineffective he couldn't even turn 14. He likes the word game, not pain. You guys are all wrong. He also likes blowing stuff up.
 
'''Jeff the Killer''' is a little kid who is so ineffective he couldn't even turn 14. He likes the word game, not pain. You guys are all wrong. He also likes blowing stuff up.
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Not to mention he is also one of the silver aces of the [[Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization]].
   
 
== Early life ==
 
== Early life ==
Jeff was born on a farm on [[September 11, 2001]], in [[Nowhere]], where [[Nobody]] is said to live. He went to a school and learned all about how to make cancer. His teacher taught him getting a drop of [[Donald Trump's Hair]], and a [[Fidget Spinner]] is the way to make cancer. His teacher is named [[Professor Oak]], and he is smarter than [[Albert Einstein]]. The principal, [[Mr. Clipboard]] said there was a lockdown, and a killer came into the room. The killer stabbed Professor Oak, [[Captain Obvious]], [[Jeff the First Polar Bear]] (twin of Jeff), [[Monkeys]], and [[Bill Nye]] (none died because the killer's UnRank was 2). Jeff learned from this, and became a killer.
 
 
[[File:JeffDrug.jpg|thumb|114x114px|How Jeff felt when he smoked [[Weed]] for the first time.]]
 
[[File:JeffDrug.jpg|thumb|114x114px|How Jeff felt when he smoked [[Weed]] for the first time.]]
 
Jeff was born on a farm on [[September 11, 2001]], in [[Nowhere]], where [[Nobody]] is said to live. He went to a school and learned all about how to make cancer. His teacher taught him getting a drop of [[Donald Trump's Hair]], and a [[Fidget Spinner]] is the way to make cancer. His teacher is named [[Professor Oak]], and he is smarter than [[Albert Einstein]]. The principal, [[Mr. Clipboard]] said there was a lockdown, and a killer came into the room. The killer stabbed Professor Oak, [[Captain Obvious]], [[Jeff the First Polar Bear]] (twin of Jeff), [[Monkeys]], and [[Bill Nye]] (none died because the killer's UnRank was 2). Jeff learned from this, and became a killer.
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== Present times in the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization ==
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Jeff became much worse and became just as horrifying as [[Slender Man]] leading him to become a silver ace of the [[Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization]] and [[Galvatron]] accepted his membership.{{Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization members}}[[Category:Evil]]
 
[[Category:Memes]]
 
[[Category:Memes]]
 
[[Category:Meme-related stuff]]
 
[[Category:Meme-related stuff]]
 
[[Category:Creepy Things]]
 
[[Category:Creepy Things]]
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[[Category:Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization members]]
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[[Category:Villains]]
 
[[Category:Jerks]]

Revision as of 02:44, 5 November 2017

Jeff the Killer is a little kid who is so ineffective he couldn't even turn 14. He likes the word game, not pain. You guys are all wrong. He also likes blowing stuff up.

Not to mention he is also one of the silver aces of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization.

Early life

JeffDrug

How Jeff felt when he smoked Weed for the first time.

Jeff was born on a farm on September 11, 2001, in Nowhere, where Nobody is said to live. He went to a school and learned all about how to make cancer. His teacher taught him getting a drop of Donald Trump's Hair, and a Fidget Spinner is the way to make cancer. His teacher is named Professor Oak, and he is smarter than Albert Einstein. The principal, Mr. Clipboard said there was a lockdown, and a killer came into the room. The killer stabbed Professor Oak, Captain Obvious, Jeff the First Polar Bear (twin of Jeff), Monkeys, and Bill Nye (none died because the killer's UnRank was 2). Jeff learned from this, and became a killer.

Present times in the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization

Jeff became much worse and became just as horrifying as Slender Man leading him to become a silver ace of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization and Galvatron accepted his membership.Template:Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization members