
Oh p1ss
Jarate is a jar of piss used by Sniper as a weapon. Sniper uses it as a weapon because he has a piss fetish, obviously. Also, you probably shouldn't drink it. It might turn you into a Teletubbie.
How to make:[]
what you need:
- a jar
- Water or another drink
- A bladder
process:
- drink the water or other drink
- wait 30 minutes
- piss in the jar
- screw lid on jar
- enjoy!
Invention[]
Sniper wanted to get piss on other guys so badly when he was sniping. His urine couldn't reach far enough, so I he got the idea of putting it into a jar, and throwing it at other guys. Sadly, this invention got Sniper into Horny Jail. Sniper hasn't been able to put it to good use in there.
Usage[]
When used, it gives Sniper Pingas. Like, a lot of Pingas. It's also useful to reveal enemy Spies and putting out Fire. This makes it a good weapon against the Pyro. Other than that, is is also a glass jar which would really hurt if smashed on someone's head. Also I guess you could drink it if it was your only chance at survival (or, at least, I read that in a book). You could also run around with it to gross people out if you're that cruel.
Where to get them[]
In case you don't want to make your own, you can get them on Pee Pee Island. It is also rumored that Morshu sells them. There's also a theory that Jarate is an ingredient in Lamp Oil, but that's unrelated.
Trivia[]
- It's called "Jarate" for no reason
- You are covered in it.
- It's Sniper's favorite weapon
- It's an item in the Shame Team Fortress 2
- It's also an item in the shame Minecraft
- The Teletubbies love to drink it
- Does anyone else randomly get asked for Jarate from the doctor? Wow, I'm not the only one.