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Jarate

Oh p1ss

Jarate is a jar of piss used by Sniper as a weapon. Sniper uses it as a weapon because he has a piss fetish, obviously. Also, you probably shouldn't drink it. It might turn you into a Teletubbie.


How to make:[]

what you need:

  • a jar
  • Water or another drink
  • A bladder

process:

  1. drink the water or other drink
  2. wait 30 minutes
  3. piss in the jar
  4. screw lid on jar
  5. enjoy!

Invention[]

Sniper wanted to get piss on other guys so badly when he was sniping. His urine couldn't reach far enough, so I he got the idea of putting it into a jar, and throwing it at other guys. Sadly, this invention got Sniper into Horny Jail. Sniper hasn't been able to put it to good use in there.

Usage[]

When used, it gives Sniper Pingas. Like, a lot of Pingas. It's also useful to reveal enemy Spies and putting out Fire. This makes it a good weapon against the Pyro. Other than that, is is also a glass jar which would really hurt if smashed on someone's head. Also I guess you could drink it if it was your only chance at survival (or, at least, I read that in a book). You could also run around with it to gross people out if you're that cruel.

Where to get them[]

In case you don't want to make your own, you can get them on Pee Pee Island. It is also rumored that Morshu sells them. There's also a theory that Jarate is an ingredient in Lamp Oil, but that's unrelated.

Trivia[]

  • It's called "Jarate" for no reason
  • You are covered in it.
  • It's Sniper's favorite weapon
  • It's an item in the Shame Team Fortress 2
  • It's also an item in the shame Minecraft
  • The Teletubbies love to drink it
  • Does anyone else randomly get asked for Jarate from the doctor? Wow, I'm not the only one.
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