How original... (State of Japan flag pictured)
Japan (Officially the State of Japan) is a country in the eastern hemisphere, and the northern hemisphere, making it a northeastern country (obviously). It is ruled by some people, and its main product is shames, anime, Pokémon, and more. Japan produces more shames than any other country in the entire UnWorld! The capital of Japan is Tokyo, an epic city that gets attacked by monsters and robots a lot. Monsters are the main tourist attractions, because they create cool lazers.
Nintendo has its main base here, so Japan is epic and awesome. Japan is also home to people who have lived the longest in the world, as those guys have techniques that allow them to live for 200 years. The people of Japan are also usually very interesting and always have cool things to talk about. And don't worry if you're some UnAmerican who doesn't know Japanese, since these awesome people also know English too!
How even more original! (People's Republic of Japan flag pictured)
History[]
Japan has existed for several thousand years, like many countries. It was created when a bunch of guys discovered these weird "boats" they can use to get to the weird "islands" that they wanted to go to. They thought they were the only guys with boats, so they lived on these islands, making Japan.
The guys stayed here for a while, until guys from China came on their boats, and the guys from Japan saw they had guns. They did not know what guns were, so when the Chinese started shooting, the Ancient Japanese thought the world was ending.
But, the Ancient Japanese were skilled warriors, and they chased the Ancient Chinese out of their country. Then a bunch of time passed, and they became modern, and started making Shames.
On 3/11/2011, Bob the Builder summoned a magnitude 9.1 earthquake in the tohoku region, killing thousands and turning thousand of more people into hobos, then a FLIPPING TSUNAMI came in and killed the survivors who were now hobos.
In the year of 2016, the Dig-Its began an invasion of Japan while they were at it. They invaded the nation as they were on a hunt for the creator of the shame known as "Beat Up the Dig-Its!", as Japan became renowned for its erection of shames, and furthermore, the Smoking Dig-It had estimated the creator of the shame's IP address to be located somewhere in Japan. Despite their efforts, they never managed to find the creator, though the Dig-Its do now make up approximately a quarter of the nation's population.
During 5000 - 5015, the southern part of Japan was a communist nation known as the People's Republic of Japan (PRJ), and during those 15 years, it was under the rule of Japanese Communist dictator, Shinzo Abe, who also designed the flag for the People's Republic of Japan.
During Abe's rule, he banned Anime, Nintendo, Sony, and other things. Though after Shinzo Abe and a bunch of other minions of WaBilly Mays committed suicide in 5015, South Japan returned to its normal, Constitutional Monarchy self, unbanning Anime, Nintendo, Sony, and other things people loved.
RUI Thomas Fan became the future’s king and changed the year back to 2024, now almost everyone is a Steam Gem..
Japan is the main contributor of the wars that go on in Africa as they are the main producers of the T Dolls, which are just anime girls who are android mercenaries. Japan created them because they wanted to spend less money on their military and stole Singapore's AI model to create the Griffin PMC.
Role in The Fish War[]
In 1896, the Fish in the Fish Union had enough of the Japanese Turning them into Sushi, so they decided to go on war with the Japanese for 11 years straight. Even though it was a tough battle, Japan barely Won Using their Brand-New Anime to ruin the Mermaid's Legacy.
Role in the Videogame War[]
Japan played a very large war in the videogame war. In fact, the whole thing started in Japan. Some Mario fans got angry at some sonic and pacman fans, so they rioted around the city of Tokyo for many days. From there, the Mushroom Kingdom began to support the Mario fans in Japan. The Sonic Islands supported the Sonic fans and Pac Land supported the Pacman fans. Soon, the Mario fans took control of Japan and signed an alliance pact with the Mushroom Kingdom. Then, Sonic fans and Pacman fans decided to team up and take down the Mario fans, then they would fight each other. So, massive troops were launched from the Sonic Islands and Pac Land from 1990 to 1995. In 1995, the battle of Tokyo took place. It was a massive battle that almost destroyed the whole city. During the battle, Kaori Senoo led the Japanese Sonic-Pacman Fan Brigade to Weegee's Cove. She died later that day durring the Siege of Weegee's Cove, in a desperate attempt to stop the Mario fans. After this, Japan and the Mushroom Kingdom attacked the others for a long time until finally, everyone came to peace. The Mario fans gave Japan back to Japan. To this day, the Japan-Mushroom Kingdom alliance lives.
Trivia[]
- Japan makes more shames than everyone else combined.
- Every character who has ever been in a shame has gone to Japan at some point.
- The name
Nippon/NihonJapan is Japanese for Japan. - Homer has been here in the Odyssey.
- Super Mario has also been here in the Odyssey.
- Japan ranks 17 on the Pizza Quality Index.
- There is one guy who thinks he is Japan but his name is Honda Kiku/Kiku Honda, so...yeah. He's currently in a mental institution
- Japan in the Most Unusual country ever. Everybody thinks it sucks, because japan is the ugliest, dumbest, stupidest, epicest most horrible, awful and rubbish country to ever exist. Heck, even n00bs like Bob the Builder yell ''JAPAN SUCKS!!!!'' in Tokyo.
- Super Mario Limited Edition Christmas Ornaments were sold here.