To go where no man has (probably) gone before
—James T. Kirk
James Tiberius. Kirk was the captain of the UWSS Enterprise, who although believing he sent into space to expoler the galaxy, was actully sent because
everyone found him annoying on UnWorld and wanted to get rid of him and his crew. He is famous for expolring and documenting the galaxy and it many worlds, as well as having sex with hundreds of both human and alien woman.
History[]
Kirk, acting shock after learning about his diagnostic
James T. Kirk was born on March 22, 2233 somwhere in Iowa. His father probably abandon him by blowing himself up after buying a weird device from Morshu, while his mom barley remember who he was. Kirk was always a bit of a jerk which was why no one throughout his life was ever freinds with him. After he graduated from high school, Kirk would gain an intrest in space as he hope to bang an alien there, having no luck on UnWorld. Kirk would enlist in Starfleet Academy, where he met several future crewmates such as Spock and McCoy. Given that everyone in the academy hated him, he was chosen to become the captain of a old low budget ship called the UWSS Enterprise, in hopes of getting rid of him and other annoying people at the academy. In 2266 the Enterprise would be launch into space on a journey to expoler the galaxy and cause mayhem along the way. The ship would travel to several planets, where Kirk would make sure to get laid at. Kirk would also make contact (and pissing them off most of the time) with several intergalatic civllizations, such as the Galatic Empire and the Klingon Empire. By the end of the mission in 2271, Kirk was diagnose with several space STDs caused by his promiscuity, causing him to order the ship to return to Earth. Even with the STDs he still live a perfectly long, though average, life. The disease would eventually catch up to him where he died in 2371.
Planets that he travel to[]
- Mars: first planet he travel to.
- Galius: where several members of the crew would be infected by the parasites Imposters.
- Mobius: where he met Morbius and watch the greatest film of all time.
- Stultus: where he meet Donald Trump.
- Planet Popstar: told Susie to invade the planet.
- UnWorld 2.0: nearly sparked a war between UnWorld and UnWorld 2.0
- The World of GIFs: Saw several GIFs which nearly drove him insane.
- Real World: Most boring place he went to.
- UnMirrorWorld: Discover the UnMirrorverse through a portal.
- International Space Station: Last place he visited before he return back to UnWorld.
Trivia[]
- He likes to fight Lizards, but he's pretty bad at it.
- He and Spock often argue over where the ship should go, causing the ship to nearly crash several times.
- He is the world champion in Call of Ducky.
- He fought in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.