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YEYEAH!!!

James Hetfield

F*CK!!!

James Hetfield when he’s not saying “YEYEAH”

James “YEYEAH” Hetfield is an UnAmerican guy and member of Metallica. He says “YEYEAH” a lot - the only other word he’s ever been heard saying is “F*CK!!!”

Just his Life[]

The first 72 seasons[]

New blood joined this earth in 1963. It is said in common legend that he came out of the womb screaming “YEYEAH,” followed shortly by “F*CK” when he saw he was born in California. He was named James Hetfield at the age of 0. In 1981 he formed Metallica with Lars “DONG” Ulrich. However, nobody truly understood the lyrics because the only words were “YEYEAH” and “F*CK.”

Conflict[]

Throughout his life, Hetfield frequently crossed paths with other musicians, both good and evil. This lead to him meeting his nemesis, Dave Mustaine, and making Justin Beaver to get shooted. Some time near the End of the Line, James Hetfield will confront Dave Mustaine and do an epic battle with him. Whoever shall win this duel will be named the Master of Puppets. Hetfield, due to his actions, is generally celebrated as a Hero of the Day.

Transition[]

On September 27th 2011, James Hetfield announced through song that he had come to a realisation of who he really was, a table, “I AM THE TABLE” said James multiple times throughout the track titled “The View.” Many people supported Hetfield’s transition into a table and many messages were spread on social media saying that they were proud of James for finding the courage to share this with the world. James, since 2011, has identified as a table.

Squidward

I like the part where he says YEYEAH!

Squidward

I like the part where he says YEYEAH!

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