James Bond (better known as Bond. James Bond or 007) is a super-cool martini-sipping suit-wearing-Aston Martin-Owning womanizing secret agent that costs the UnUnited Kingdom billions of UnDollars every year. He is incredibly destructive and likes to make stuff asplode. He also likes to shoot stuff and kill things - he is a menace to society. His nemesis is Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
James Bond first started his secret agent career when he was a child. Most kids his age did stupid dares like the Cinnamon Challenge, ate Tide Pods or danced without any pants. But James Bond dared people to break into top secret government facilities that promised to shoot intruders on sight. Everybody chickened out, so Bond did it himself. He killed all of the guards and blew up the base. The local intelligence agency was impressed, so they hired him. He was so successful they made books off of him in the 50s, MOVIES based off him with the first one being Dr. No in 1962 and even SHAMES!
Trivia[]
- His greatest accomplishment to date was starring in the shame GoldenEye 007,
arguablythe best shooter shame of all time. - James Bond is cooler than you.
- He drives only Aston Martin cars, much better and far more expensive than what you have. You have a 1999 Ford Focus that you could buy for Un$100 at any car dealer.
- Though at the same time, the Aston Martins would more likely be targeted by a certain red Plymouth from the 1950s that is notorious for going on killing sprees due to the fact that she wants revenge on them for overshadowing her in the world of pop culture (you should know her name by now).
- His name is Bond. James Bond.
- Whenever a gunbarrel appears he shoots into it