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HOW DO YOU READ THIS? THERE'S NO PICTURES!!!

Sorry sir, but there is only one known picture of Jack the Ripper. More pictures can't be added.

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HOW DO YOU READ THIS? THERE'S NO PICTURES!!!

Sorry sir, but there is only one known picture of Jack the Ripper. More pictures can't be added.

Edit[VE]EditTalkHistoryLinksDelete


Not to be confused with Jack Ripper, one of Jack Frost's friends.

Jack the Ripper is some unknown guy that was a part of the Killing Shame at Hope's Peak Academy. However, he didn't take part in the class trials. He is only known in it for killing Chihiro Fujisaki, however, he was seen occasionally in the distance walking around.

He is one of the UnWorld's biggest mysteries, along with who ate all the donuts. However, someone found out that Jack the Ripper killed five women back in the Victorian era. This then threw all the theories out the window and we had to come up with new ones. Thanks, historians.

Appearance at Hope's Peak Academy[]

Jack the Ripper was first seen at Hope's Peak Academy during the first killing shame in 2010. He weirdly didn't appear in the audition tapes, but there is static randomly in the tape, suggesting that his moment was accidently cut out. While this is mysterious, a bigger mustery begin. Students in the school were occasionally seeing a figure in a suit with a top hat and a beard. They were confused, so they told Monokuma, and he said "I forgot his name, but he's the 17th student of the school. People were curious to figure it out, but he weirdly didn't appear in the class trial of the death of Sayaka Maizono. People then thought he was sick.

Jack the Ripper was then seen walking around the locker room, when Chihiro Fujisaki was minding their business, when then, they accidently bumped into eachother. Jack said "Watch where you're going, young girl", to which Chihiro said "Don't call me young girl, dumb man". The argument lasted minutes unti a message was heard on the intercom. The message was "Here are some secrets the student's don't want to know, firstly is the fact that Chihiro Fujisaki is actually a man, then Makoto Naegi wetting the bed until 5th Grade, then there's Mondo Owada accidently killing his brother, and finally, we have Toko Fukawa being the serial killer Genocide Jack". Jack the Ripper was appaled by the announcement, being lied about Chihiro being a woman. Jack then checked to see it was through, so he pulled of Chihiro's pants, and it was true. (Get da hint?) So then, he told Chihiro is the message was through, and Chihiro said "Yes it's true, I did it to stop bullying". Because of this, Jack the Ripper pulled out his knife, and stabbed Chihiro in the face. Jack then hanged Chihiro's body via the hands at the front door and was never seen again.

Chihiro was revived at the end of the Killing Shame, but their memory was erased by Jack somehow. The true information on Jack the Ripper may never be known.

The Search[]

After the Killing Shame ended, Chihiro published the incident in their autobiography. The book sold millions of copies, and people were curious to figure out who this man is. Monokuma was part of the search, and oddly enough, he found something. The uncut audition tapes. In them, Jack said "Jeqla Ripa, I'm here". Monokuma assumed Jeqla Ripa was in name, but in actuality, it's Squadala for Chihiro Fujisaki is actually a man. Meanwhile people made his name more English sounding, which is were we get the term Jack the Ripper (It's actually Jackthe Ripper, but that's stupid). People have published entire books about who he is, but every book that comes out basically says "I'm right and your wrong!" to every other people tried to prove who he is. Later people found out a crucial detail, that lowered down the options on who is is and it is ...


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... that Chihiro Fujisaki wasn't the only person Jack the Ripper killed (But surley the only man.). Apparently, Jack the Ripper killed 5 women in the Victorian era, and people have theorised on who he is, including Bob the Builder. This made people think of new theories. One states he stole someone's time machine and went to present day. One states he escaped to the Victorian era to kill the women. But the most likely theory is that he didn't time travel at all and just stayed there hiding. Later people started to see Jack the Ripper on social media, but it is unknown if they are actually him.

Suspects[]

There are several suspects on who he is, but all of them have holes.

  • Mario: The first theory, both have similary shaped heads, but Mario doesn't have a beard.
  • Toko Fukawa: Believed because her alias is Genocide Jack, but Toko is a woman.
  • Chuck Norris: Believed because Chuck Norris can do whatever he wants, but was debunked by the man himself.
  • Captain 1: Believed because they're both evil, but they look nothing alike.
  • Doctor Who: Belived becuse of the time travel theory, but that theory is debunked.
  • Captain 0: Apparently people belive that because of a type of Captain 1, but we all know Captain 0 wouldn't do that.

The truth is, we may never know.

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