Hot coffee! Hot coffee! Jack Thompson
"Bully" is a Columbine simulator. Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson being interviewed in all his stupidity.
Jack Thompson is an evil attorney who tries to ban video shames to so-called "protect the children", but really wants lot'sa money from the company he sues so he can become a richer idiot than he already is, and he actually hates children. Alot of guys hate him because he tries to ban their favorite video games, and make fun of him online. He is also addicted to drinking hot coffee.
Origin
Jack Thompson was born in some house. When he was seven, he learned about violent media and shames, herd someone got killed because this guy played a violent video shame (which was a lie). When he was 15, he opposed shames and tried to get a protest to ban them, but instead got an angry mob surrounding him and kicking the hell outta' him with bats, books, and keyboards (because he is a stupid nerd). After graduating from high school, Jack Thompson threatened to sue Nintendo to get their money. But, however, Nintendo counter-sued him and got $10,000 from him (what a loser).
Later Life and Career
When Jack Thompson turned 29, he applied for law attorney (or secretly, a cash stealer). He sued many companies that made violent shames, but kept on failing at winning the case, and had his butt kicked constantly by the companies that made the shames. After many failed attempts at winning, people started to insult and taunt him for his inept and evil attorney strategies.
Current
He lives in a big house with his mother who treats him like an eight-year-old and spanks him with a fly swatter, and his only friends are Mr. Teddy, Computer, and his Diary. He also works with BAFTA (Best Abominations For Toddler Assassinating) and BBC (Bye Bye Children), as well as the evil Teletubbies.
Videos of Jack Thompson's PWNAGES
Yup. Jack Thompson gets his butt PWN3D alot of times by random guys. Here are some videos of him getting owned.
thumb|360px|left|Woah. Mortal Kombat must really hate Jack Thompson up the fanny. Yea, he still deserves it. thumb|360px|left|Jack Thompson getting beaten down by a group of Goblins. And, yes again. He really deserves that one.