J`erk (pronounced y(catch of air)-urk) is a planet.


GIANT microbes

  • Epic army
  • Tsuck Norovirus approved
  • Leader is Giant Ebola
  • Founded by Giant Donald Trump Flu

Not Finding Nemo: The XXX-But-Not-Porn Parody

  • Very scary book
  • Has nemo
  • Has epic cover
  • Nemo does not like this book, but Giant Ebola does

Friendly Lions

  • Will not rip you apart
  • Do not eat you
  • Friendly Lions are big
  • Most friendly to Giant Microbes members


The Giant Microbes rule the entire planet and call it the "Military Junta of J'erk".

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Please excuse this article's unfinished state, the UnAnything Team (as well as Mario and Luigi) is doing their work. Meanwhile, go eat some Pie for Bob the Builder. Also some Spaghetti for Weegee.

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