MMMMM PASTA WITH ENTRAILS ON TOP!!!
—An Italian Dinosaur
YEE!!!
—An Italian Dinosaur
Italian Dinosaurs are mutated lizards that live in Italy, who have killed Mario because he sucks. They look like velociraptors except they... actually they just look like velociraptors. Most don't actually kill random people, as evident in Frozen. You may be able to see them also in a Jurassic Park. Italian Dinosaurs are the only type of dinosaur that have been able to change the password on Bill's PC.
History[]
They hatched in Italy and killed Mario. Then they made a disease and killed everyone in Italy. Then Yoshi ate one and he mutated into an Italian Dinosaur/Yoshi Hybrid. Then Mario killed Hybrid and was attacked by Italian Dinosaurs again but he killed them. They were controlled by Ko once; during this time they were trained to destroy Tiny Gold Elephants. They can grow to the size of a giant monster. They are a threat to Africa even though they have never been there. It is rumored that they carry Ebola. They kill Mario sometimes, and Bowser has one as a pet.
Colonies[]
They're alive in colonies, which are usually pretty small. The biggest colony is the Stratch Colony, which is lead by the big jerk Scar.
See Also[]
- Dropbears
- Canadian Wildlife
- Bald Eagle
- Noob