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Iron-Man, better known as Tony Stark, is the tin man from The Wizard of Oz a superhero with a robot suit who shoots things with these really cool beam things comin' out of his hands that go PEWWWW... PWSCHHHHH!!. He's part of the Avengers, a group of people who hate Superman and enjoy a nice shawarma every here and there.

Iron Man is one of the greatest superheroes of all time! Too bad he don't got no powers, though, so.... there's that. However, he is really smart, so he actually built himself a superhero suit using technology. It is his Iron Man Suit. It allows him to shoot SPARTAN LAZ0R$ out of his hands and feet! And his awesome suit also allows him to fly with the lazers and as well as giving him enhanced fighting abilities.

He trains Spider-Man every now and then, and even gave him a new suit one time!

Unfortunately he's dead tho. He died when fighting Thannos.

He has a blue circle in his chest, that stays there even when he takes off the suit. What is this blue circle you ask? Well it's a power core. Because of this power core in his chest, he's a cyborg. This power core is important because it powers his whole suit. The power core is made out of an Unbit. Because of this, he should've extremely overpowered, but Chuck Norris made sure it didn't happen and took some of his power to not disturb the balance and distrubution of power. This is because Iron Man didn't really need, want, or deserve all the power he got, since he only needed around 100,000,000 (UnRank) so that he can be a superhero. A Reality Glitch was also somehow involved since Chuck Norris was involved when he made his suit which is why this section makes no sense.

Iron Man's suit is also powered by an AI that he programmed himself named Jarvis. It is extremely smart and runs all the operations in his suit. It tells him stuff like "Suit condition: critical" or "Suit condition: repairing itself." The AI cannot be taken out of his suit because his suit has the best encryption and security both physically and virtually in over seventy countries.

Iron Man also owns Omegle since he created it back in 2009, but it would later get shut down in 2023.

Trivia[]

  • Iron isn't the only metal in his suit, contrary to his name (Iron Man). There is also gold in his suit too.
  • He also has the ability to use INVALID!
  • He loves pizza.
  • He also likes to eat Real Pie. Because of his body and power level, eating pie will just give him a stomach ache because of the bombs. Pie would kill anybody else, but since Iron Man is just built different, it doesn't kill him and just hurts his stomach.
  • He once tried to invite Roxi to join the Avengers.
  • No stones

    Iron Man to Thannos

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