Ireland

Ireland is a country off the coast of the UnUnited Kingdom to the east, and Atlantis to the west. It is most known for its surplus amount of sheep and beer. It is very green and green, while also being very green.

It is right next to a smaller island called Bireland.

History[]

First picture that comes up when you google “a bollix person”

The island of Ireland first formed in the year negative π when a meteor from Shupa Malleo Galaxy crashed into the ocean, forming a new land mass. No civilization would take root on the island until a hundred years later, when a group known as the Bollix would emerge.

The Bollix would eventually die out after the mass exodus of leprechauns from the UnUnited Kingdom after it was conquered by humans.

Ireland's first true government was founded by a guy name Floopity Ire Landson, which is where the name came from (previously, it was called West Britain). In 1701, Floopity's great great great great grandson, Aedon, took over and introduced sheep to Ireland. These sheep caused many people to become rich of off sheep ears, and made Ireland the fifth richest country evar.

In 1831, Shoen Bobson became president of Ireland and still is the president to this day. On January 14th, 1867, a sheep gave birth to a potato, starting the great potato craze, which still is going on today.

An Irish guy known as Billy Billson invented the rainbow here.

The Great Snake War[]

After a snake heard of the rumor that Saint Patrick chased out all the snakes in Ireland, he told the Snake King and he was greatly offended and called war with Ireland. The snakes secretly invaded and ate all the potatoes except for one. This potato fought back and killed the Snake King causing all the snakes to leave Ireland for ever. Saint Patrick, of course, took credit for this and the potato was treated as a normal potato. He was so ignored, it's a shock that we even remembered him.

List of Rulers[]

Floopity Ire Landson
Aedon Ire Landson
Saint Patrick
Billy Jean
Shen Bobson

Shen Bobson, the current leader of Ireland.

List of Counties[]

Antrim (Originally called Ant Trim because of how many ants were there)
Armagh (Originally called Our Ma as a Your Mom joke)
Carlow (Originally called Low Car for obvious reasons. Floopity swapped the parts for some reason)
Cavan (Originally called Caravan because they were invented here)
Clare (Originally called Lair because it was Dr. Evil's secret lair)
Cork (Originally called Krork after a rock band, neat name isn't it?)
Donegal (Originally called Dumb Eagle rosting a stupid eagle)
Down (Was still called Down because it originally pointed down)
Dublin (Originally called Dub's Win because someone called Dub won. Was split into parts by Floopity, but there still is a Dublin)
- Dún Laoghaire–Rathdown (Originally called Dumb Low Hare Rat Down because someone slept on a keyboard)
- Fingal (Shortened form of it's full name, Finn's Galway on the Other Cost)
Fermanagh (Originally called Fermanage because someone slept on a keyboard)
Galway (Originally called Go Away because someone was rude)
Kerry (Originally named Cary after Cary Kills Hitler)
Kildare (Originally named Kill Dare as a death treat)
Kilkenny (Originally named Killed Kenny, you bastards!)
Laois (Originally called Laos because an idiot was lost)
Leitrim (Originally called Lee's Trim because Bruce Lee trimmed himself there)
Limerick (Someone confused Leitrim with here, and it was mutated into Lee's Mrik)
~~London~~derry (Some idiot thought it was London, and then someone added Derry for no reason)
Longford (Originally called Long Fort because it had the world's longest fort)
Louth (Originally called Youth because kids chilled here)
Mayo (People thought it looked like an instrument)
Meath (Originally called Meat because cannibals lived here)
Monagham (No known origin, no country was here)
Offaly (Originally called Awfully as a British roast)
Roscommon (Originally called Ross Common because the name Ross was common there)
Sligo (Originally called Sly Go because they didn't want Sly Cooper to go there)
Tipperary (Please do not ask for the etymology)
Tyrone (Named after some dude there, I think Pico sang about him once)
Waterford (Originally called Water Fort for obvious reasons)
Westmeath (Because it's west of Meath)
Wexford (Originally called West Ford even though it's west of Waterford)
Wicklow (Short form of John Wick: Chapter 2: Attack the evil minions of Bowser, the fattest meanie that exists in the Mushroom Kingdom, also known as Italy, which is in Europe and is like a boot, something that you put on your feet)

List of Residents species[]

People: These dumbies are somehow the most common species in Ireland.
Leprechauns: These are the most iconic species (technichally they're just short people but still) in Ireland.
Sheep: Sheep are super cool and distant relatives of goats.
Potatoes: Not to be confused with tomatoes, the are super cool.