Ireland (officially the Monarcho-Fascist Empire of Ireland, and formerly the Republic of Ireland) is a place in the UnUnited Kingdom. It is most known for its surplus amount of sheep and beer. It is very green and green, while also being very green.
HistoryIreland was founded by a guy name Floopity Ire Landson, which is where the name came from. He founded it because he loved beer and wanted to share his love by starting a country. He asked the queen of UnBritain if he could make one and the queen gave him Ireland. This land was original supposed to be her son's, so he hired Floopity's wife to kill him, and she did in 1671. In 1701, Floopity's son, Aedon, took over and introduced sheep to Ireland. These sheep caused many people to become rich of off sheep ears, and made Ireland the fifth richest country in UnBritiain. This is the reason many leperchauns have pots of gold. In 1831, Shoen Bobson became president of Ireland and still is the president to this day. On January 14th, 1867, a sheep gave birth to a potato, starting the great potato craze, which still is going on today. An Irish guy known as Billy Billson invented the rainbow here.
The Great Snake War
After a snake heard of the rumor that Saint Patrick chased out all the snakes in Ireland, he told the Snake King and he was greatly offended and called war with Ireland. The snakes secretly invaded and ate all the potatoes except for one. This potato fought back and killed the Snake King causing all the snakes to leave Ireland for ever. Saint Patrick, of course, took credit for this and the potato was treated as a normal potato. He was so ignored, it's a shock that we even remembered him.