I like to go dance and get 'n give gifts, can I give Azure Blue some Nutella?
—Ion Blue
Ion Blue is a systems programmer working in the Satellite Station and Fortress Flamewar. He lives in Dorm 76 on the bottom-right bunk. Like other Teletubbies, he is a humanoid with large round ears and a stout chubby body. Unlike most Teletubbies, however, most blue workers lack an antenna. EVEN MORE UNLIKE OTHER TELETUBBIES, Ion is known for his relationship with the Decepticon Army, especially with the Rainmaker Ion Storm, who he thinks is his father. He works with the Decahexotra-Re-Zevonova-Actovator systems and is a part of the I.T. Department (aka Idiot Turds Department). He read the book Run Away From Home And Die once and does not know what to think about it. He also hates things on TubbyTV and he is blessed with the power to transform into a Tetrajet after Teo Blue said "Transforrmer-Wannabe" to his "I gonna transform" speech. It was okay? He is also the best friends of Azure Blue and Cyan Blue. His favorite shame is Super Mario: Teletubbies!, and he is terrible at the game. He also owns a stash of Nutella for Azure Blue, yet only gives it to him every once in a while (usually on Gary the orange Teletubby's birthday).