Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!
—Invader Zim, being a crazy baby.
I'm an unstoppable death machine, you know.
—Zim, being wrong.
SO LONG, MOROOOON!!!
—Zim, Everytime he gets defeated by Callie by getting punched to the sky like Team Rocket.
Zim is this green alien dude that is a big slob, the main antagonist of Callie Show, and one of the main protagonists of its anti-version, The MellonnLitterZimMeowth Show. He is also very ugly; He has red eyes and wears a pink striped dress AND he wears a backpack EVERYWHERE. He also has an estimated IQ of 21, As the image of his face shows. And he wants to ruin the Earth, something he is trying to do but can't do. He is currently hiding along society trying to be a human kid, report immediately if you think you saw Zim, as his disguise is extremely good. terrible, but watch out as he could wipe your memories if he really tries. Did you know he's also the son of Megamind?
Enemies[]
- Dib
- Callie
- The whole human race
- Earth
- Martha-chan
- Anyone in his way
- Butts
"Allies"[]
- Irken Empire (Not really though)
- Mellonn
- Litter Critter
- Meowth
- Gir
- Minimoose
- Robots that he gets or makes from time to time
Crimes[]
- Putting mail in different mailboxes.
- Putting people in danger.
- Messing with kids in Lucky Forest that aren't even his age
- Being himself
- Other stupid stuff which is not even impressive.
- turning you into your mom
Birth and History[]
Invader Zim was born as a Irk estimated 1,563 years ago. However, he was born like a bee; so, he never really had any parents as a robotic arm took care of him, which is probably why he is so god damn stupid and annoying. Then couple 100 some years and he "grows" up for once and somehow, he becomes a member of the alien Irken race. He then became a Irken Invader somehow again, should be impossible because of how annoying he is. Of course, right when he was appointed as an invader, he caused disastrous problems for the Irkens; Nearly destroying the Irken Homeworld, he was banished to The German Prison on Earth. He was tortured for years, he finally escaped on his 56 and a 1/2 year there. then he wanted revenge on humans because of how they treated him, so he then began his mission to conquer earth, and he still hasn't today. He is also rivals with Callie, a cat god and a war criminal who is nothing more than a cheater that has too much boyfriends and keeps her other boyfriends a secret from each boyfriend. Every Thursday they battle, which is recorded live and on kids channels because it has been scientifically proven that it is very awful and you find it cringeworthy. He also hangs out with his "buddies": Mellonn, Litter Critter, and Meowth, which is also recorded live and airs on TV, which unfortunately actually turns you into your mom.
Gallery[]
Beamed.
gnaws off your legs with razor sharp teeth, then grabs a 3.0 super funky beta thermonuclear laser gun then sends it straight at your forehead.
Beamed.
gnaws off your legs with razor sharp teeth, then grabs a 3.0 super funky beta thermonuclear laser gun then sends it straight at your forehead.