The Internet in ancient times....
I'M GONNA DO AN INTERNET!!!!
—Some random guy, In ASDFMOVIE
The Internet is an awesome pocket dimension of the UnUniverse where all internet creatures, websites, etc. live. Creatures like Reddit, Internet Memes, Trolls, etc. It was invented by Al Gore in 1989 and is currently ruled by PewDiePie, MrBeast, T Series and Elon Musk.
It is mainly composed by gases, helium, memes, and other stuff that is found in the internet including Skype or Google. The wormhole used to access it is 760,000,000,000 light years away from Earth. Oh, and you might be thinking that this picture is fake. Well, it is real. Using the most sophisticated telescope created by highly trained monkeys, you can see it even if it is so far far far away.
Chuck Norris tried to execute the Internet once, after someone leaked the Grand Theft Norris game and he couldn’t do anything about it, but it failed, CUZ ITS THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to get to the Internet?[]
Starships are meant to fly! - Nicki Minaj
First, you need to build this complicated and sophisticated starship shown in the picture on the right.
You're going surfing on the internet!
A song about the internet from it’s infant years.
Once, you've done it. Fly through a wormhole to get to the Ethernet, (a big cloud of smelly gas) which leads to the Internet. Traveling from space to get to the Internet with this machine can take 223 years even if it's so fast. So it means that the internet is really far away. The Internet is so huge that it expands about 300 meters every 3.14159265358979323846264338327150288419716 seconds. A more simple and less known method is to access any internet browser such as Mozilla Firefox or Google Chrome on any computer. Don't bother with Windows Internet Explorer unless you're a n00b. Using these browsers may cause some side affects, however. Use at your own risk.
Things you can find on Internet[]
People[]
Websites[]
Websites are these places that you can visit that have stuff. Websites are regulated by the WWW, and each company has to have at least some WWW content on it. These websites may also have app equivalents.
- UnAnything Wiki - the best website of them all!
- Wikis - A website where anybody can write what they want. It's different from Twitter though.
- YouTube - The largest source of YouTube Poop.
- Facebook - Why is your kid's mark down? Because of Mark Zuckerberg!.
- Twitter - Mordecai, that's all.
- Instagram - A dumb photo and video sharing social networking service.
- Discord - chat with your friends!
- ShamesCoarse - For violent Shames that you can order.
- Newgrounds - Where epicness is formed.
- TikTok - You will become stupid, so watch at your own risk.
- Scratch - Ruled by The Scratch Cat and is for cool shames.
- Roblox - explore millions of shames created by other little timmies like you.
- Netflix - Watch all the movies you want!
- Reddit - People ask questions and post stuff
- Y8.com - Another shames website
- DeviantArt - an "art" website
- Wikia and Fandom - another wiki thing but Fandom (entertainment news site) is an entertainment news site
- Wikipedia - The wiki that has all the information in the world!
- And many more!
Side-effects of using the Internet[]
- RAGE QUITZ!
- Qwerty Uiop as Dfghjkl Zxcvbnm
- Obesity
- Loss of social-life
- Finding awful websites
- Finding this page
- Stuck in the The World of GIFs (causes seizures and computer crashes, go at your own risk)
- If you're stupid, and do idiotic things on the internet, there is a possibility of you getting a computer virus. Please be careful!