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Inanimate Insanity, also known is II for short, is a TV show which takes place in an alternate UnUniverse of Battle for Dream Island, because II is a spin-off of BFDI.
All Seasons[]
Season 1[]
OJ and other objects compete in an object show hosted by MePhone4 in order to WIN OVER 9000 UnDollars instead of some stupid island. Bow DIES, and then OJ beats up Taco for betraying everybody and WINS. Season 1, despite having worse visuals than the newer seasons, is the best season of II due to swearing (the swearing is censored, but it's still better than no swearing) and having the least amount of flaws.
In 2022, ten years after season 1 ended, a few scenes in season 1 were deleted for being too offensive. Are you fuckin' serious? Offensive humor is funny! Everybody gets offended way too easily nowadays, so therefore, you might as well as keep those scenes. Also, here are the deleted scenes:
- Bomb showing something offensive to OJ on his phone.
- Fan (who didn't become a contestant until season 2) says "No order for you, sir!" in an Asian voice.
- Pickle saying "Metard".
- Another character, Alt. Nickel, saying "Metard" as well.
- One moment where Paintbrush is called an "Unknown Gender Freak".
- There might be other deleted scenes, but we are too lazy to find the rest.
Season 2[]
OJ doesn't compete this time since MePhone4 trolled him by causing half of his hotel to ASPLODE. Anyways, this season starts off fine until becoming depressing as fuck. Taco returns and tries turning Mircophone into her minion, only to FAIL later. Also, there's a political easter egg in the beginning of episode 14, which is extremely unfunny. Even Paintbrush hates this easter egg, which unsurprisingly caused them to get cancelled by Twitter Users. Oh, and Bow is now a ghost I guess. Even though episodes 15 and 16 were finished, they never came out. That is until when MePhone got back from Season 3 (see bottom section) and decided to resume the season. Nothing really special happens in episodes 15, 16, and 17, though Taco does have a bit of a musical moment, Baseball and Lightbulb are eliminated and Knife and Suitcase advance to the finals, and then Steve Jobs shows up and starts deleting all the contestants (by that he sends in one of his minions to remove their faces and limbs, essentially turning them back into their inanimate selves) and then reveals that MePhone was the one who made all of them. Then, Knife and Suitcase have a fight for the prize, but it gets interrupted when The Announcer shows up and unplugs the wire that keeps Apple afloat, causing his ship to disappear and Knife and Suitcase to glitch out of existence. After that, the season ends on a cliffhanger when MePhone grab's his master's hand, leaving the fate of the show and everyone involved in it up to your interpretation.
Season 3 (Inanimate Insanity Invitational)[]
For some STUPID reason, season 3 began before the last three episodes of season 2 could come out (probably because MePhone got bored of the second one), so whatever. Anyways, OJ returns and he, as well as other objects (including Bow, who *spoiler alert* was a robotic imposter named "Bot" all along), compete for MOAR UnDollars. Fan and OJ are killed (rest in pepperoni) while Alt. Nickel and Clover become a romantic couple (don't ask, we are just as confused as you).
Then episode 14 came out, and Bot's dialogue, as well as the ending, were absolute cringe, making it the most unfunny episode yet. However, Balloon and Alt. Nickel becoming friends again, Bot getting eliminated, and the 1980s-like Springtastic commercials were the best parts of episode 14. After that, episode 15 came out, and it was much better, and it even had Blueberry rejoin, but Bot decided to be a nuisance by showing their cringe drawing (from episode 12) again. Cabby then drinks spoiled milk to gain immunity, only for her to barf again.
Finally, the season 3 finale (episode 18) came out, but it wasn't Chuck Norris-Approved, so it was lost to time. The few people who watched it couldn't remember who won season 3, but they do remember Bot reuniting with Fan... only for Bot to have cringe dialogue once again.
Trivia[]
- Exit Interviews are cringe and NOT canon.
- Chris McLean hates this show (especially season 3) for stealing ideas from his show.
- Bow is the only female object in this series with eyelashes, which is some serious BULLSHIT! Why can't every other female object in this series have eyelashes as well?! What were they thinking?!
- At least we added eyelashes to every single female object on this wiki ourselves- oh wait- that was undone. If we explain why it was undone, then we will be hit with the ban hammer.