Implode Tinky Winky

Implode Tinky Winky also known as Asplode Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky, who can also be known as WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky, is what happened after Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky was impregnated by NaN after she shot her glitch lasers at him. It was supposed to kill him, but due to his sheer power, it just glitched up his biology and made him pregnant. (Yes, this is an MPreg joke. Kill me. Later) Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky just shat out the fetus and Asplode-ified it using his Wa-Machine 3.0 powers. It has the combined powers of its "parents", and as a result, is nearly omnipotent. However, due to being an undeveloped fetus, it can be killed with a coat-hanger. (It just respawns, however.)

UPDATE: It was exiled to the Hammer Zone, where it can't hurt anyone, by Chuck Norris himself. As a result, it is no longer considered a threat.

UPDATE 2: It got a seizure from the Hammer Zone, and is now rolling around on the floor of said Zone.


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