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I Saw Mommy With Santa Claus is an episode of Teletubbies!: The official bootleg series. It was released before The meaning of Tubby. It features Santa Claus, as played by Your Father.

Plot[]

The episode begins in Teletubby Land on Christmas Day where the Baby Sun who is wearing a Christmas hat, rises behind a snow cloud. The Teletubbies receive a whole ton of presents from Santa Claus despite the fact that they are evil. Tinky Winky gets a motorcycle, Dipsy gets coal, Laa-Laa gets a stupid sweater, the Tiddlytubbies get to meet the lazy ones that were in Dipsy’s test tubes for 20 years. And finally Po gets a weird VCR tape from Titan Speakerman. Po is upset why she didn’t get a better present for Christmas but Titan Speakerman left a note saying that he is just sexy. Po then opens up her screen and inserts it. A recording of the song called I Saw Mommy With Santa Claus plays. Po says it is just a sappy love story that sucks just like fucking shit. Po then got a slip of paper, and wrote a remix of the song and names it I Saw Mommy With Santa Claus.

Later that day, Po has successfully created her Song and published it. The song gets likes on YouTube. Over dinner that day, Po wants to play it. She hooks it to a subwoofer and plays it over again at max volume, causing everyone to bleed to death from their ears from the sound which travels through the land and kills all life there.

Reception[]

Parents hated it because it taught kids to sing the song. It also made kids play the song at max volume on a subwoofer just like po did.

Trivia[]

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