We got the goods!
I Love the Salt is the fifteenth episode of the new Teletubbies TV show from 2015. Laa-Laa gets high off of the PO COOTAH's drug dust under the belief that it is Himalayan pink salt.
Plot[]
The episode begins in the Home Dome at night, with Dipsy, Po and Alt 2.0 chanting "VACATION! VACATION! VACATION!", for Po has booked a plane cruise to Didney Wurld for her and her peons. This gives Tinky Winky an idea - he decides to sneak weapons into his bag before the Teletubbies set off for the airport so that he can prank the security guards in a really funny hah hah type way. Noo-Noo doesn't think it's funny, so he sucks up all of the Teletubbies' weapons. Angered, Po tries to run over Noo-Noo with PO COOTAH, but she accidentally runs over Tinky Winky. Po remembers that it's fun to run him over, so she does it a thousand times.
Meanwhile, Laa-Laa is letting the Tiddlytubbies watch a video of people cooking on her screen. She hears Tinky Winky scream, so she runs into the room, sees PO COOTAH shooting out its drug dust, and thinks the dust is salt, like what the people in the video ate. Since Laa-Laa had never eaten salt before and wants to eat it, she eats the drug dust PO COOTAH shoots out before going to bed.
The next day, Laa-Laa wakes up and begins hallucinating. She mistakes Po for WaBonzi Buddy, and sees rainbows, dolphins, candee and puppies everywhere. She even sees a vision of The Legendary White Teletubby for a split second. The rest of the episode is just Laa-Laa's weird hallucinations as they all drive to the airport in the Tubby Van.
Reception[]
This episode made kids think it was good to do drugs, and drugs began to fly off the shelves thanks to it (because they just sell drugs in stores like that). Parents complained to the BBC and said the episode should be pulled from the air ASAP, but the BBC didn't listen and began to air the episode everyday.