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The iPoor is a phone for poor people made by Apple. It was the first thing that Apple made after Steve Jobs died. It is really a Fisher Price phone with an Apple sticker on the back, because when it was made, Tim Cook hadn't gained the password to the secret iVault yet. It was beta-tested as the iPhone 9, but Chuck Norris threatened to spit on Tim because it was just a toy and not a real phone. Tim knew what happened when Chuck spit on Steve, so he rebranded it as iPoor and marketed it to poor people. Chuck has no problem with this because they don't call it a phone (even in the marketing). When Tim got the iVault password, he made the iPhone 10, which Chuck was okay with because it was actually a phone, even though it was oversized and useless.
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