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IPoor

The iPoor is a phone for poor people made by Apple. It was the first thing that Apple made after Steve Jobs died. It is really a Fisher Price phone with an Apple sticker on the back, because when it was made, Tim Cook hadn't gained the password to the secret iVault yet. It was beta-tested as the iPhone 9, but Chuck Norris threatened to spit on Tim because it was just a toy and not a real phone. Tim knew what happened when Chuck spit on Steve, so he rebranded it as iPoor and marketed it to poor people. Chuck has no problem with this because they don't call it a phone (even in the marketing). When Tim got the iVault password, he made the iPhone 10, which Chuck was okay with because it was actually a phone, even though it was oversized and useless.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a plumber save the princess by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a plumber save the princess by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get deleted.

Apple[ / ]
Puters [ / ]
Phones [ / ]
iPhone - iPhone 2 - iPhone 3 - iPhone 4 - iPhone 5 - iPhone 6 - iPhone 7 - iPhone 8 (unreleased) - iPoor (called iPhone 9 in beta testing) - iPhone 10 - iPhone X - iPhone 11 - iPhone 12 (AKA the iPad 3) - iPhone 13 - iPhone 14 - iPhone 15 - iPhone 666 - iPhone SE - iPhone Infinity - Bowser's iPhone
Pads [ / ]
iPad - iPad 2 - iPad Pro
Pods [ / ]
People [ / ]
Steve Jobs - Tim Cook - Siri - iSheep
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