The iPhone 666 is a evil, crazy device made by Apple the Vagineer and The FRICKING Meme Team. It can shoot lasers, scare the heck out of people, kill people, make you teleport, summon the Teletubbies, create a wa-guy, and many more. It can do almost anything. ANYTHING. Its so bad that people were afraid of it, so it was banned in Japan.
What It Can Do
- Kill people
- Scare the heck out of people
- Summon the Teletubbies
- Freeze people
- Shoot lasers
- Makes you teleport
- Teleports people to Dora The Explorer's House
- Plays the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix
- Teleports people to the Home Dome
- Summons Snowball
- Make Billy Mays win every ongoing election
- Summons the Tweenies
- Summons Yo Gabba Gabba!
- Summons the four rulers of Brazil all at once
- Summons Googolplex
- Summons Death the Kid
- Plays The Elmo Song
- Plays Hammer Zone
- Summons all the current minions of the Teletubbies
- Destroys entire planets
- Forces people to watch Teletubbies 24/7
- And many more.
It can do basically almost everything. (Except take out the trash. Just get up and do it your self.)