The very, very, very dangerous iPhone 666
The iPhone 666 is an evil, crazy device made by Apple the Vagineer and The FRICKING Meme Team. It can shoot lasers, scare the heck out of people, kill people, make you teleport, summon the Teletubbies, create a wa-guy, and many more. It can do almost anything. ANYTHING. Its so bad that many people were afraid of it, so it was banned in Japan.
It was also banned in China at the same time YouTube was banned because they could not let the public know about the trade secrets on YT (how to make hotdog tutorials).
What It Can Do[]
- Kill people
- Scare the heck out of people
- Summon the Teletubbies
- Freeze people
- Shoot lasers
- Make you teleport to random places on Google Maps whenever you want
- Make the world go crazy
- Start WW3 (wait, hasn't that war already happened?!)
- Set off the EAS Alert System
- Teleport people to Dora The Explorer's House
- Plays the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix
- Teleports people to the Home Dome
- Summons Snowball
- Shoot people (like Your Mom if she tells you off)
- Make Billy Mays win every ongoing election
- Summon the Tweenies
- Summon Yo Gabba Gabba!
- Summon the four rulers of Brazil all at once
- Summon Googolplex
- Summon Death the Kid
- Plays The Elmo Song, which can sometimes attract Roblox Elmoes
- Plays Hammer Zone
- Stop every mode of transport in the UnWorld
- Summons all the current minions of the Teletubbies
- Destroys entire planets
- Forces people to watch Teletubbies 24/7
- Summons Gigatron
- Allows you to order the Super Mario Limited Edition Christmas Ornament
- Summon WaCreepers
- And many more.
It can do basically almost everything. (Except take out the trash. Just get up and do it your self).
Trivia[]
- 666 is a number larger than 12.
- The price of an iPhone 666 is twice the price of an Iphone 666.
- Emperor Elmo owns one, but doesn't ever use it. If he ever needed to, he would use it to locate Roblox Elmoes that wandered off.