Note: Not waterproof
The iPhione is one of the recent silicon objects that Apple has conjured. Made to market off of the nostalgia of 2007 kids, the worker folk, "modeled" it after the Pokémon Phione (it was much weirder than that), because it sounds like the word phone. Led by the ghost of Steve Jobs because Tim Cook was gone, the iPhione is a gigantamax FAIL, considering it is based off of a Water type yet was not waterproofed.
One day, Steve Jobs was watching his former buisness from Celebrity Heaven, when he remembered that people get double the amount of their possessions in the afterlife. Deciding he had to conjure as much money as possible for it to double when Apple goes defunct, he used his heaven vacation days to descend down to the UnWorld, Steve Job's ghost would be leading development of a new iPhone.
The epic research team began undertaking research on hip things, discovering that 2000s nostalgia is big, and that Pokémon Dying and Girl are big in that circuit. They began working on an iPhone shaped like a Manaphy, but one too many mistakes happened and it basically was crap. Steve Jobs almost went back into Celebrity Heaven out of sheer frustration.
But then, out of a severe twist of fate, a new nearby man breeding a Manaphy and a Ditto walked by with the new egg, the radiation from a nearby iPad 2 made the Phione inside to hatch into an iPhione. "Close enough." Steve Jobs came to such a conclusion, and, using his iCloner (not for sale), iPhiones were sent into production.
The iPhione sucks big time. For starters, the cameras that are usually on the back are on the front, making it harder to take pictures. Second, the phone's screen is super small, it is like the size of a SBA SP. Third, this is also not a flat, comfortable device to hold, it is bulky and hard to put in your pockets. And as we said, it isn't waterproofed! Isn't that stupid stupid dumb dumb?
In order to market the iPhione, Steve Jobs tried to double sales by capitalizing on collectors trting to find the original iPhone. Steve put some of the iPhiones into vintage iPhone boxes since the two's names sound similar.