Obey it. Fear it. Live it.
The iPad is the device invented in 2004 when Steve Jobs wanted to make Apple more popular by selling more crappy gadgets like Nintendo DSi. He did this by making the iPad. The iPad is supposedly made of fairy dust and Death Juice, but conspiracy theorists claim fairy dust doesn't exist.
Nobody is really sure what exactly the iPad actually is. Some claim that is a phone that is too large to be used as a phone. Others claim that it is a computer that is too small to be used as a computer. Still others claim that it is a piece of crap and a waste of money. What is it? The world may never know.
The iPad is still popular today, as they kept selling them even after they started making successors. People still use them when they feel their phone just won't do the job. Only after the production of the iPhone 11 did sales start to drop. Some believe the iPad will make a revival. Then there are the logical people that realize Apple drops its products in favor of crappier ones all the time.