Yaarrr, that be ME!
IHateYou is an episode of The second Teletubbies series, it is the 35th episode of season 6, and the 292nd episode overall. Alt 2.0 becomes Skurvy's fourth crew member after losing her files and memory to the ILOVEYOU virus.
Plot[]
The episode begins with Kaptain Skurvy and his crew singing one of the best songs involving pirates, afterwards, Green Kroc asks what exactly they are doing, as Skurvy never told him. Skurvy informs Green Kroc they are going to be digging a hole on the coast of Teletubby Land to bury a fake treasure chest containing an explosive that will go off once opened. Kutlass proceeds to pour gunpowder into a stick of wired dynamite inside the chest.
The scene then changes to Tinky Winky, Dipsy and Alt 2.0, working on a crossword puzzle so large that every square is the size of the Tubby Phone and it has to lay on the floor like a mat. The trio get to a 26 letter long word that is, "A large swear word consisting of the entire alphabet". They all know it's The ABC Word, but since it's so foul not even The Teletubbies know how to spell it. Suddenly, Alt 2.0 gets an email, she tells the Teletubby boys that she needs to quickly check it. It says, 'LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.txt". She immediately assumes that it's somebody whose love life is in so much shambles that they have to resort to trying out a villain. Out of both pity and the need for a good joke, she opens up the email. What she doesn't know is that this is actually a computer virus, the infamous ILOVEYOU virus. it instantly begins overwriting her files. Dipsy takes out a vacuum and sucks up all of Alt 2.0's files to decrypt them, but as a result she not only gains amnesia, but also becomes un-hacked AGAIN. believing she was kidnapped, Alt 2.0 runs off and into the fields of Teletubby Land.
We then cut to the deserts of Teletubby Land, where Kutlass and Green Kroc are digging a hole and Skurvy is scouting the area. He sees something white and blue in the horizon. After noticing it's running REALLY fast in their direction, Skurvy tells the others to take cover. Skurvy is not fast enough, however, and Alt 2.0 crashes into him. After apologizing, she asks the Kremling Kutthroats if they know who she is cause she forgotten. Skurvy quickly realizes he could make use of this situation, so he lies to her, saying she is their fourth crew mate, "Altigator Kroc". None the wiser, Alt 2.0 believes Skurvy's baloney and joins him.
On the ship, Skurvy tells Alt 2.0 one thing, he needs to fix her a bit. Skurvy hacks into her using an incorrect math equation, a scented candle, and "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea. Skurvy then replaces her left arm with a pirate sword and her right arm with a blunderbuss. Skurvy informs her about their ill-begotten game of the day: steal the Tubby Ship. Alt 2.0 accepts and the pirates all head off to the Home Dome.
The Teletubbies are all fighting over a cup of Tubby Custard, not even caring about Alt 2.0 running away, when suddenly, they hear a pistol sound, Alt 2.0 shoots down the door with her blunderbuss arm. The Teletubbies see she's back, and ask where she went, only for the Kremling trio to appear right behind her. Skurvy announces she is one of them now, and that they are going to steal their Tubby Ship. Po gulps, and all the Teletubbies split up in their own directions. Tinky Winky gets chased by Kutlass, Dipsy is hiding from Green Kroc, Laa-Laa is riding the Tubby Custard Train away from Kaptain Skurvy, and Po is ducking for cover from Alt 2.0's blunderbuss' bullets. Dipsy suddenly hears a kitchen alarm dinging, and sees that Alt 2.0's files have been decrypted. He goes off to the vacuum, and sticks a USB drive into a port on it, transporting the files into the USB so that he can bring them back to Alt 2.0 and save her.
When Dipsy leaves his lab, however, Skurvy appears with a giant cannon, he says, "Now it's my little cannon, against little ol' you, LET'S SEE WHO WINS!" as the cannon's fuse is lit. Dipsy runs out of the way in time, but Noo-Noo isn't as lucky. Alt 2.0 finds the keys to the Tubby Ship... and can't pick them up because her hands have been replaced with weapons. Po quickly slaps her with a broom, sending her into the explosive treasure chest. The force of Alt 2.0's collision opens up the chest, resulting in an explosion that sends her flying and melting off her weapon hands, Dipsy throws the USB into Alt 2.0's USB port, overwriting her pirate files and turning her back to normal. The Teletubbies celebrate with some Scrumpy and quickly get drunk.
After Alt 2.0 lands, Kaptain Skurvy quickly runs to check on her, when she gets up and asks who Skurvy is, awkward silence proceeds. Kaptain Skurvy simply hands her a sheet of Pirate Scorn's lyrics and tells her he is gonna break into the music industry now. Skurvy then tells the others to quickly run for it. Alt 2.0 then turns to the viewers and says, "Huh, seems like a pretty chill dude." and Tubby Bye Bye commences. After the Tubby Bye Bye, we see Kaptain Skurvy, writing in his log (to lofi beats, of course) about his newfound desire to become a musician.
Reception[]
This episode was loved by many for the crazy action scenes and plot. Klump Skurvy said he liked seeing his big brother on the TV screen. Kaptain Skurvy himself loved the scene where he got his giant cannon, in fact, since the show is recorded live, he didn't even know he was gonna be on TV, but he loves it.
Trivia[]
- This episode is the first time Skurvy's singing voice was heard by the public.
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