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Revision as of 08:53, 2 April 2013

Hungry Kim Jong-un is a really fat guy who is constantly hungry, and is determined to eat everything in existence. He hates UnAmerica and lots of other places, but wants to eat them, as he likes food, eating and also being in charge. He is the hungriest guy ever, in fact, he's as hungry as Baby Yoshi. Some believe they are actually related.

Hungry Kim Jong-un on patrol

Hungry Kim Jong-un's daily routine

The only people who he ever obeys are his parents, Mama Jong-un, and Papa Jong-un, who constantly tell him what to do, and also like eating. However, after they wouldn't let him rule China, he broke a piece of China off, and turned it into the floating city where he now lives, Big Super Happy Fun Fun Evil China Land. He is now in charge there with his army, away from his angry parents.

He and his army have created many weapons as well as as random crud for Big Super Happy Fun Fun Evil China Land, including actual creatures to live in it.

Jong-un is addicted to cake, and constantly thinks everything is cake, even ceilings, beds, and water, but hates healthy food. He makes frequent visits to the Wacky Mighty Cheery Time Food Museum to eat all the food exhibits.

Many think he is a sponsor of UnAnything Wiki due to the "un" in his name. However, the "un" simply means that he is "un".