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Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life

Hugh Neutron

Hugh Neutron was a famous musician, the father of Jimmy Neutron, and the inventor of Pies and Donuts. Hugh was also secretly Donut Boy, a super cool cop that always catch the bad guy, in disguise. Hugh won the awards for 'best dad ever' and is highly beloved in all of UnWorld.

History[]

Hugh was born in 472 somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom. At the age of 7 he sat on a banana which changed his life. Hugh graduated from Food School and Squidward Community College. Hugh would go on to invent Pie for military purpose, thus changing history forever. Hugh would also invent donuts due to his dislike for bagels. Using his invention, Hugh would go on to become Donut Boy.

He would be killed on August 14, 2013 by an aggressive Pizzaface, leaving most people devastated. Over 139 people attended his funeral.

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Part of a series on Pizza Culture[ / ]
Food [ / ]
Pizza Toppings [ / ]
Pizza Restaurants [ / ]
Domino's - Pizza Hut - Little Caesars - Mario's Pizza - Freddy Fazbear's Pizza - Captain 0's Pizza - Peppino Pizza - Mark's Pizzeria - PizzeRizzo - Papa's Pizzeria - Robbie Rotten's Pizza
Other Pizza Places [ / ]
Pizza Breakers [ / ]
Noids (The Noid - Mikoid - Mr. Green - Fast - Cappy - Noise - Pizzano - Steve
Pizza Consumers [ / ]
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